FUCK YOU, THIS IS ANIME

Part 5 - People Who Hate Animé

It's unavoidable. They can be anywhere, anytime of any day. There are billions of people,  after all. So it makes sense that there are bitches and douches who hates animé.

There are different reasons why some would dislike such a heavenly creation.

1. Maybe they're Christians who strongly believes that animé is Satan's new way to 'influence' us to evil.

But seriously, no. In animé, demons are either extra characters who will be defeated later on or sexy, indestructible butlers/maids who will beat any motherfucker for you.

2. They got a fight with a certain someone due to animé.

What is this? Kindergarten?

3. They lost a loved one because of this.

So let me guess, he was ran over by a bus while on his way to pick up the latest manga on the store?

Yes, you should totally blame animé, not the fact that he didn't see such a gigantic vehicle on its way to crush him. Typical.

4. They think it's for children.

Haha, right. Animé is for kids.  Rated G for sexual tension, strong language, extreme violence, drug trafficking, and sometimes rape. BUT DON'T WORRY, IT'S DEFINITELY PROPER FOR ALL AGES.

5. The other way around, they think it's for perverted adults.

If you don't like the bad stuff, then go watch Doraemon damn it!

6. They dislike the graphics.

Wow you must really be allergic to awesomeness, that makes sense.

7. They're racist and don't like asians.

Hell is filled with people like you. Trust me, I know. I've been there.

8. They don't enjoy it when shit gets too impossible.

Then stop watching Sailor Moon damn.

9. In their opinion, it's time wasting.

Meh. It's better than throwing your pussy at boys like you always do lol.

10. It's pointless.

Tbh, most of the life lessons I got came from animé.

So my attitude, decisions and everything else about me are things that came from animé characters who made mistakes I don't want to repeat. It's like they're the ones who teach me important things, especially in family and friendship.

So it's not 'pointless', you two-faced bitch.

11. Distracts you from school.

Hey, everything has ups and downs, gains and loss.

Everytime I sleep in a subject because I slept too late last night due to animé, it means some interesting shit was going on.

Bitch, you may know the formula of crap but please, do you know what 'kawaii' means?

12. Drags you away from society and social activities.

Hell, there is no way I'm going outside. That place is filled with harmful bacteria called people.

13. Distances you from family.

How is that possible when I am in the same house as you OMG like if you need me I'm just a flight of stairs away from you in my room, hoping that you don't actually need me so I can be left complacent in my cozy little haven.

14. Makes you lazy.

#LazyButAwesome.

15. Other countries' cultures shouldn't interest me.

Now that is just racist. My words for you are back in number 7.

There could be way more reasons why they'd hate animé. Perhaps, we'll never know because we're not the one experiencing it.

I don't actually mind of they disfavor what we love because it won't change anything. I would still be me and they would still be them.

As long as they don't discriminate it critically, I won't give a fuck.

But if they do, then. . .

Let me show you the fighting shit I learned from animé so far, you motherfucking son of a bitch!

Now here's a list of people who might hate animé:

1. Parents

I don't even need to explain this one. They're the ones who keep on forcing us to change.

"Stop watching animé!"

You can't change who I am!

My heart says no but my head says no so NO!

Mom, dad, please. I can stand without eating or sleeping but I definitely won't live without animé.

2. Other relatives

"We just want the best for you. Prioritize your school first,"

Umm, excuse me. Animé doesn't get in the way of school. School gets in the way of animé so shut up.

3. Friends

"You spend too much time alone. You should get out more often,"

Yes, I'm alone but I'm alone and freeeeeeee!

4. Bitches

"You should get a boyfriend and not waste time on that,"

And you should get your virginity back along with your dignity. Oh, wait you can't. Burn!

5. Teachers

"You possess great potential for success. Don't waste it,"

As long as my grades aren't worse than Sasuke's life decisions, it shouldn't concern you.

For now, that's all I could think of. But don't worry guys. I saw a prophecy that states that in the future, the Japanese rules over the world. Meaning, they'd spread the animé love or something. Along with giant robots they use to terrorize us so yey for mechas.

Speaking of mechas, I've seen that Japan's technology are terrifyingly advanced.

I don't think that they only have it for vending machines.

What if somewhere in the secrets of their governments, their kaichou (president) is preparing a mecha army to invade the world?

I'm being paranoid right now but you've seen animé so you know how  much Japanese value dominance. It happened before, so it could happen again. Only this time, they have gigantic robots with them.

As an ending note, here's a joke I found somewhere on the net:

Fri(end).

Boyfri(end).

Girlfri(end).

Ani(forever)mé.

We will always love animé no matter what.

-Raven (BBOD)