FUCK YOU, THIS IS ANIME

Part 13 - Explanations

First of all, before I elaborate what this part would be about, I'd like to congratulate @Kairi_Kurosaki for finishing her first Rant Book. It was amazing and hell-a hilarious! Can't wait for part 2!

Okay, now, this chapter is kinda related to the last one. Imma rant about the things there that I haven't ranted about yet.

Let's start with 1. Thou must be oblivious to thy admirers emotions.

Do you realize how cliche this is?!?

No if u could make bright ideas about shit and solve Sherlock mysteries, how the hell do u not see the poor soul going all Notice Me Senpai when u walk. She is staring at u probably until u melt what the hell.

Okay so the girl does something unusual, obviously to grab his attention and she may or may not fail horribly (talkin' about Chiyo's I'm your fan incident here).

Anyway, he just goes there and thinks to himself, that was strange.

Well, duh no she was trying to confess and u know it by seeing how red and embarrassed she was it's not like she just back flipped 15 times then dives into a piranha-infested pool for no absolute reason now that's what strange means you moron. Unless you're actually an alien, then carry on.

2. If thou is an a shounen animé, thy hair must be porcupine-like.

Seriously, what the fuck? Okay, not all of them but still ?????

Apparently, most of them has hair sharper than their brain???

Naruto, you don't need kunais and shurikens. Your hair could probably slice that damn snake in half. Which is something I don't want to see. Because snakes continue to wriggle even if they're cut into two pieces.

But then again, I don't like his new, shorter hair that makes Minato look even more hotter than him than he already is.

BUT GUYS OMG HAVE U SEEN NARUTO'S SON HE IS SO HOT AF I'M SO HAPPY I ALWAYS SUPPORTED NARUHINA.

I know this is late for a few months  but damn I forgot to mention.

(Psst I used to secretly ship GaaHina psst)

6. Thou must know someone who is rich at a young age.

I swear, in animé, there are always characters who are so damn rich that if they join forces, they could stop world hunger.

But in OHSHC, damn, rich people. Rich people everywhere. Apparantly, only the main character isn't. Lels.

Speaking of rich kids, there was a point in my life that I shipped Ciel Phantomhive and Nagi Sanzenin. The fact that their attitudes would clash against each other would be adorable.

Same age, both orphans, both spoiled brats, emotionally attached to their butlers, rich, owns a mansion, hates people, hidden child-like side.

And I'm sure Ciel won't mind seeing Nagi's appearance since she is like a modern version of his fiancée, Elizabeth Midford. Green eyes, twin tails, blonde hair, pssst small boobs lol.

And damn I just realized and died laughing after I did that Nagi keeps on making Hayate cross-dress. Meaning she has a weird fetish for it.

And guess what Ciel secretly likes doing? Lol I'm dying.

Now I ship them even more.

8. Thou must know someone with blunt bangs or be that someone.

Now don't tell me you haven't realized that in Japan, it's illegal to make an animé without that character with blunt bangs. I f*cking dare ya'.

It's like a necessity. You. Cannot. Publish. This. Shit. Without. The. Person. With. Blunt. Bangs.

This is legit stuff right there.

And, lastly,

10. Thou must have unique hair color.

Okay, I get it, people like to dye their hair to express themselves or for whatever other reason. But, nuh-uh, guess what?

Animé characters have in-born coloured hair. Now that's just sad because I will shave myself in the head and be bald if I was born with lime green hair.

And that's all for today, folks. Later, bakas.

Nah jk I ain't done with u. Nothing's ever done until I put my -BBOD signature at the end and u know that.

I read something on the internet and I'd like to give credits to whoever made it so I want y'all to read it too. It's originally a picture but the font is too small that's why I'm just gonna write it.

"Suppose you met a nice girl. She's charming, cute, a little shy but easy to talk to. The two of you get to know each other and you finally got the courage to ask her out. As you become close, you can feel your relationship getting stronger and that you genuinely care for each other. Finally, the night comes when you think you're going to sleep with her. You are in her house and after leaving the room for a moment, she calls you into her bedroom. It is there that you find her dressed in a full Gardevoir costume and she shyly reveals to you that she has a fetish in dressing up for Pokemon suits and wants you to dress up as well. You have to choose which one.

You ponder for a moment and looked up, "For you, dear...anything."

You held her hand then walked slowly to the bed where she layed her costumes.

You say to her, "Darling, do you have any preference?"

She shook her head and smiled, "Whatever you choose."

You pick up Charmander, kiss your honey on her cheek then said, "Then this one."

Your rival bursts into the room and shouts, "IN THAT CASE, I'LL CHOOSE SQUIRTLE!!" "

Wow, people on the internet can be so crazy. XD

Don't know if you find that funny but I did. ╭( ･ㅂ･)و ̑̑

We will always love animé no matter what.

-BBOD