FUCK YOU, THIS IS ANIME

Part 2 - Characters

In animé, we must never forget the characters that just makes us feel like some failure who does nothing but eat in a darkened, isolated room with our phones and laptop under our blankets. That's because we are.

Don't worry, we're with you. You're not alone.

Anyway, they make us realize that out of the billions of sperm cells that raced through that hole, some who were suppose to be the astronaut, the doctor, the lawyer, the celebrity, the race car driver, the pharmacist, the singer, the scientist, the company manager, the President of United States, it just had to be you, the failure, who got admitted into this judgemental world. And who makes us feel this way? Too many to mention.

But the flawless animé characters are one of 'em.

Take Usui Takami (Kaichou wa Maid-sama), for example. He's smart, he's hot, he's brave, gets what he wants, plays the violin, physically strong, can jump off the roof and survive and did I mention that he's hot?

Wait, I did. Nevermind.

Like, excuse me, where do I buy those? I'll take three, please. And an extra maid, maybe.

Sebastian Michaelis (Black Butler).

Even his name is flawless, I'd bet if you make a hobo say it, it would still sound like silk coming out of that unbrushed-for-8-months tongue.

But seriously, he's perfect. And I have both a good news and a bad news for you.

The good news is, I know where you can buy your own Sebby-set-in-a-box.

The bad news is, you get it by selling your soul to the devil. Literally.

Unless your parents are brutally killed in a fire with your mansion or you just want your very own flawless sex slave, there is no other reason why you'd do that. It's your soul for crying out loud.

Seriously, why can't they just make him like . . . $3.10?

There's also the hot chick Chitoge Kirisaki (Nisekoi). She's rich and has a petite body and people often mistakes her as a model.

Yes, her mom's always away but hey, at least she's alive unlike 94676431 other parents in the animé world.

I almost forgot to mention that she has Incredible Hulk's stength and Kim Possible's wit.

And here's the best part. She's a gangster's daughter.

To new Wattys, that doesn't seems to be a good thing. But if you've read 6137649494 different fanfics, you'll realize that anything related to gangsters are worshipped.

The protagonist is a gangster.

His father is a gangster.

Her boyfriend is a gangster.

Zayn Malik is a gangster.

That dog is a gangster.

For some reason, girls think being chased by police cars wherever you go is hot. Actually, they think anything illegal is. I'm not even exaggerating here.

There's also Mikasa Ackerman (Shingeki no Kyojin).

Since I've mentioned her last chapter, you should already know I praise her a lot.

The only thing wrong with her is her past. Okay, so her parents were murdered, but guess what?

So does everybody else's in animé. So it isn't a big deal anymore.