FUCK YOU, THIS IS ANIME

Part 3 - Kinds of Otakus

In a far, far world of judgemental bitches and motherfucking dickheads, they can always be categorized into different types. Now, everyone, I present to you, the kinds of otakus.

You could be one of these, or maybe a hybrid of 5. Either way, an otaku is still an otaku. So just read and tell me which one you are.

The Lustful Fangirl

This is obviously that girl who only watches animé for the hot dudes in it. Not for the plot, not for the character's storyline, but only for their abs and ridiculously perfect bodies.

A sign of this is when they squeal like a pig that was run over by a 4 x 4 truck whenever a hot scene is being shown.

"Holy shit! Holy shit! [Insert character name] is so hot omg I'm dying right now shiiiit!"

"[Insert character name] took his shirt off omfg jajzhsksjwhhq kill me."

"[Insert character name]'s lower half is starting to show omfg I can't breathe someone call the ambulance I'm on the floor."

Bitches, calm you fucking tits down. You're watching an animè, not about to enter a male strip club.

There's a limit to how lustful you can be and you can't control it just by screaming until your throat explodes.

You may be one of these, exaggerated or not, but I'm talking about the thought here.

The Lustful Fanboys

They're the male version of the fangirls and have a different way to express their lust. Fapping, perhaps?

*Girl's nipples start to show from her swimsuit*

-Erection-

-Fap-fap-fap-fap-fap

*Lady goes on a certain perverted pose that may expose her private parts*

-Erection-

-Fap-fap-fap-fap-fap

*Bitch's say unnecessary, dirty things and show some of 'em cleavage a little*

-Erection-

-Fap-fap-fap-fap-fap

You see? Although they have a point for being more silent and less deafening than the girls, their way is still... I don't even have the word to describe it. Beyond disgusting? Well, for you guys it might be normal. But for us, it is very disturbing.

The Chillax

These are the people who watches animé with a poker face. They may smile in funny scenes and shed a tear or two in sad ones, but not too much that they look like it's the end of the world. That's a different category.

Basically, they watch animé for the plot itself, and not for some random fetish they only find on Japanese animations.

When they walk down the street and see animé merchandise, they'd budget their money first before buying it. When they see a neighbor's TV showing a certain show, they just glance then walk away.

They're the normal ones. They don't overreact but they don't just stare at the screen like a statue, as well. They're the calm otakus who got their shit collected.

The Collector

Now, these are the lucky bitches who has all the money to spend on animé merchandises. They're not like The Chillax ones who still budget their money, no, they just throw their filled wallets to the salesperson then may or may not sob later for being suddenly broke.