FUCK YOU, THIS IS ANIME

AOT LAS

THIS IS A SHORT RANT THAT I'LL BE DISCUSSING WITH ALL CAPS LOCK BECAUSE THAT'S HOW PISSED I AM AT THE MOMENT

SO I'M SURE A LOT OF YOU HAVEN'T WATCHED THE ATTACK ON TITANS LIVE ACTION SERIES YET BUT FOR THOSE WHO FOUND (CLEARLY ILLEGAL) WAYS TO WATCH IT THEN YOU MUST FEEL MY SUDDEN BURST OF FURY RN

BECAUSE THE ATTACK ON TITAN LIVE SERIES WAS SO FUCKING DISAPPOINTING THAT I LOST MY FAITH IN HUMANITY

I HATE IT SO MUCH THAT I HOPE THEY ALL GET EATEN I DON'T CARE IF OUR SPECIES IS DOOMED BECAUSE IT ALWAYS HAS BEEN SINCE THE INTERNET WAS CREATED

WHAT HAVE THEY FUCKING DONE TO CAPTAIN LEVI WHAT HAPPENED TO HIS BEAUTIFUL FRENCH ASS

OKAY I ADMIT THAT THAT GUY THEY REPLACED ALSO HAD CHARM BUT IT'S JUST NOT THE SAME IF HE'S TALLER THAN EREN AND ISN'T MUCH OF A CLEAN FREAK AND SPEAKS ARROGANTLY ALL THE TIME LIKE WTF IT'S JUST NOT HIM ANYMORE WHAT HAVE THEY DONE HE HAS CHANGED PHYSICALLY AND MENTALLY

NEXT IS THAT HOW FUCKING DARE THEY SINK MY SHIPS

I MEAN I SHIP SASHA AND ARMIN BUT NOT MIKASA AND THAT IMPOSTER SHIKISHIMA

ALSO LEVI ISN'T THE ONLY ONE WHO CHANGED LIKE WHY ISN'T ARMIN BLOND

OK NOT JUST HIM...

WHY ISN'T EVERYONE WHO USED TO BE BLONDE...WELL... BLONDE?!?

WHY IS IT THAT EREN DOESN'T HAVE BROWN HAIR?!?

WHY DON'T THEY KNOW HOW TO USE THEIR GEAR?!

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO ANNIE?!?

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO THEIR AWESOME THEME SONG?!?

WHY ISN'T HANS ANNOYING THE FUCK OUT OF LEVI (SHIKISHIMA)?!?

WHY THE FUCK DID THEY REPLACE SO MANY CHARACTERS?!!?

WHY AREN'T EREN'S EYES A WEIRD SHADE OF BLUE GREEN?!?

WHY DID MIKASA HAVE TO BE EATEN?!?

WHY DON'T THEY HAVE HORSES?!?

WHY DO THEY HAVE CARS?!?!

SINCE WHEN DID SASHA LEARN ARCHERY?!?

WHY AREN'T EREN AND MIKASA FOSTER SIBLINGS?!?

WHY WASN'T EREN'S MOTHER EATEN BY A TITAN?!

WHAT THE FUCK DOES HE MEAN HE WAS TOO YOUNG TO REMEMBER HIS PARENTS LIKE FUCK NO SON I SAW YOUR MOTHER GET SWALLOWED WHOLE TRUST ME IM A FAN

WHY DOES MIKASA SMILE A LOT?!!

WHY IS THE STORYLINE COMPLETELY DIFFERENT?!?

WHY HASN'T PIKACHU EVOLVED YET?!

WHY IS THE SKY BLUE?!?

OKAY I LOST TRACK THERE A LITTLE AND I MAY HAVE GIVEN A BIT TOO MUCH SPOILERS (IM TRYNA KEEP IT AT MINIMUM)

WHY WAS THERE A NEAR SEX SCENE WITH EREN LIKE HE'S AS INNOCENT AS A BABY BUT NO THIS SHIT RUINED IT HOW FUCKING DARE YOU BITCHES DO THIS TO ME

ANOTHER THING

QUALITY, MOTHERFUCKERS, CAN YOU USE IT!!?

YOU ARE ONE OF THE MOST ADVANCED TECHNOLOGY IN THE WORLD SO WHY THE FUCK DO THOSE TITANS LOOK LIKE THEY WERE MADE WITH THE SAME MATERIAL USED IN THE FIRST GODZILLA MOVIE?!?

IT'S LIKE WATCHING A DIFFERENT STORY BUT NOT IN A GOOD WAY

HONESTLY I AM SO DISAPPOINTED AND AS A REALLY PASSIONATE FAN, I MUST SAY THAT I AM NOT SATISFIED

IM OUTTA HERE

BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE

But it's not related to AOT so I'll deactivate my caps lock
About the next part, I've actually been making it these past few weeks.
It's just that it's so long that it's kind of hard to create. But don't worry, I haven't abandon you guys. Never will.

-BBOD