FUCK YOU, THIS IS ANIME

Part 16 - Explanations 2

Animé Commandments 2:

11. If thou is a yandere, thy eyes must change color when feeling bloodlust.

Okay this implies to all Yanderes. Not 'the eye color changes' like Sharingan or whatnot. I'm talking about how their eyes sparkle and glisten and have many details and such a moment ago but when they show their brutal side, their eyes start to lose the glitters and shit then suddenly it's just a few shades of the same color going darker. That's what I mean.

It's like magic, you see. Because their eyes have automatic contact lenses.

Like how????

?????????????????

12. If thou is a villain, thou must explain why you're doing thy evil deeds before dying/killing someone.

"Bitch imma kill you but let me tell my backstory first so you could sympathize with me but it doesn't matter because you'll die anyway lolz"

And what I don't really get is that the villain's past takes like a whole episode to show. Like, wtf was going on in reality that 30 minutes of his wasted time? The hero could've had enough time to think of a plan but no because he listens anyway just when he's about to die.

What's the point of telling someone your intentions when you're just gonna kill them anyway?!? Aren't you supposed to tell your deepest secrets and emotions only to the ones close to you???? Are u like going to marry him?????

13. Thou must sit either at the back of the classroom or beside a window.

Why not both?

Okay seriously guys tell me if your asses have hidden magnets that attract to those certain seats because I am much confused right now.

It's like a rule. ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY HAVE A SIGNIFICANT ROLE IN THE STORY IF YOU DON'T HAVE THESE SEATS.

14. Thou can be an idol even if thy voice sounds like an average high school girl as long as thou is cute.

Their voices aren't outstanding. They have no professional experience. Their songs don't make any sense but guess what. They're hot.

Automatic school idol yeeey!

15. Thou cannot be called a Yandere if thou haven't shed anyone's blood.

I don't get this one. A Yandere is someone sweet and innocent-looking on the outside but is very possessive and psychotic on the inside.

But no one said they need to kill or at least hurt someone for their partners to be called a Yandere right???

I am against the fact that many otakus don't consider Shoko (Baka to Test Shoukanjuu) as a Yandere. Why? Because she hasn't actually killed anyone and all she did was poke that redhead's eyes whenever he sees someone else's panties even if it was an accident.

So?????

So what if she hasn't killed anyone? She's definitely possessive and the fact that she has an unhealthy obsession over some guy is somewhat psychotic so she's obviously a Yandere. But no. Because she hasn't killed anyone.

Screw you, then!

16. Thou must know someone perverted.

Can you count all the perverts in animé. No? Me too.

Sometimes, even the main character is a pervert. Which is a good thing probably because this is much realistic. Because most guys I know are perverted.

And because of animé, I learned that I shouldn't let my guard down all the time because perverts actually exists everywhere. Thank goodness.

17. Love thy megane characters (The ones wearing glasses.)

It's a Japanese fetish. I've discussed this matter with some of my otaku bros and they agree with me that girls or boys wearing glasses are hot. They look intelligent and sexy both at the same time.

And this doesn't just apply in animé.

Everyone loves meganes. Period.

18. If thou is in a harem, thy squad must go to the beach.

It doesn't necessarily have to be a harem. As long as it has a romantic-comedy genre, THERE. WILL. BE. A. BEACH. EPISODE.

19. Thy alternative for #18 is the hot springs.

Let's reminisce the time I had an eyegasm when Hotaro Oreki was naked in the hot springs.

20. If thou is a moe character, thou must always use 'desu' or other cute words at the end of thy sentences.

For those who aren't aware, using desu in Japanese sentences when talking to someone is an indicator that you respect him or her. Which makes you polite, I guess.

It does add more cuteness than usual if there's a 'desu' in the end. Just like the adorable Izuna-tan (No Game No Life).

"I'm having so much fun! Desu."

"You can't escape from me. Desu."

"I'm going to kill you all! Desu!"

I'll be making more of these commandments, tho. XD

By the way, I discovered something very, very important.

THERE IS A RUMOUR ABOUT KAKASHI'S FACE AND I SAW A DRAWING OF HIM WITHOUT A MASK HE IS HOT AF AND I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S JUST FAN-MADE OR MASASHI KISHIMOTO DREW IT HIMSELF I AM DYING RIGHT NOW IF YOU KNOW THE ANSWER TELL ME HERE'S THE LINK:

http://www.saiyanisland.com/2015/04/naruto-kakashis-face-revealed

-BBOD