Since we're done with the emotional part last chapter, let's get back to the cliché shit I enjoy ranting about.
And so I present to you... *Drum rolls*
The Animé Commandments 2:
11. If thou is a yandere, thy eyes must change color when feeling bloodlust.
12. If thou is a villain, thou must explain why you're doing thy evil deeds before dying/killing someone.
13. Thou must sit either at the back of the classroom or beside a window.
14. Thou can be an idol even if thy voice sounds like an average high school girl as long as thou is cute.
15. Thou cannot be called a Yandere if thou haven't shed anyone's blood.
16. Thou must know someone perverted.
17. Love thy megane characters (The ones wearing glasses.)
18. If thou is in a harem, thy squad must go to the beach.
19. Thy alternative for #18 is the hot springs.
20. If thou is a moe character, thou must always use 'desu' or other cute words at the end of thy sentences.
There ya' go folks. And you should know already what the next rant will be about. :)
By the way, look at this page. It's so funny. (*'∇｀*)
http://media.goboiano.com/list/2671-21-anime-background-characters-that-you-never-noticed
Ugh I forgot to mention that I was supposed to go to Australia this summer but shit happened and I wasn't able to. So my parents made me participate in summer classes instead like wow I go to school for most parts of the year and going to school on summer is exactly what I need yeah thanks, fate, you're so kind
Now I'm busier than I'm supposed to be in summer. Which explains the delays of publications recently. (￣.￣)
Waaait! I ain't finished yet! I would like to thank all those who voted. :D The fact that you find this entertaining is more than enough to make me happy. ≧∇≦
And if ya think I'm done with this rant you're definitely, utterly, completely right lol bye
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