FUCK YOU, THIS IS ANIME

Part 19 - No Can You Not

Cliche scenes, cliche characters, cliche features, cliche lines, cliche plots.

Animé is damn full of them. But nobody gives a shit, anyway.

Unless of course, you're me, who has a personal dislike for these and could easily identify them.

And thus, it's my job to point them out and make fun of them you're welcome god bless me

You know, like that scene where the girl decides to get a new hair cut out of nowhere and she's just like HEY WHY DON'T I CUT MY HAIR WITH A KNIFE/KUNAI/SWORD EVEN IF I KNOW I DON'T HAVE PROFESSIONAL EXPERIENCE OR KNOWLEDGE ABOUT PROPER HAIRCUTS

Like NO a woman's hair is her baby u do nOT

Besides, no matter how many times I go back and forth to David's Salon, my hair always end up looking like a typhoon just passed by so can u kindly explain how urs can be so perfect even after cutting it with a highly dangerous and sharp weapon originally used to kill people, thank you

Another thing.

Those main characters in harems really piss me off

If the protagonist is a guy, he would be oblivious to the little WWIII going on with the girls around him

If the protagonist is a girl, she'd be passive like no she doesn't care if the guy is physically or sexually harassing her because she just wants peace

Fight for your rights, bitch.

If ur looking for peace then goodbye because here in Earth, everything is just a pain in the ass welcome to reality.

So I guess either way, the main characters would send a miserable chill down my spine.

Neko neko neko neko neko neko

So since when did Japan become the ancient Egypt because everyone seems to be worshipping cats.

If one fateful night I walk down the dark alley and found a strange girl with cat ears and a cat tail (let's not forget the cat fangs) I would karate chop the bitch in panic and horror does nobody understand?!

Hey, I have nothing against with cats (I used to but I forgive them now) other than the fact that they're being so overused and definitely overrated.

I agree that they're so cute and adorable (Unless it's one of those breeds that has no hair and looks like it has cancer) but so are a million other kinds of animals out there.

And, as always, if they're not worshipping cats, then they'd be looking up to foxes like they're the most beautiful existence on the Universe praise the holy four-legged beasts of perfection

In reality, they're actually being hunted down because they can be dicks for eating crops.

Don't even let me start about Shrine foxes.

Too late, lol

Because they just have to be white and shoot purple flames. I know it's traditional but why are they all the same?!

I wanna see an animé with a black shrine fox that shoots red flames that only burns things down (cliche purple flames tell fortunes or locations of lost things) and so he ran away from his shrine to find out why he's different from the other shrine foxes.

But plot twist.

Turns out, he wasn't a God's fox after all. He was a demon fox that was accidentally sent to the wrong realm.
But even after finding out the truth, he remained serving the Shrine because he knows it was fate. That none of it was an accident. That the Kami wanted him to serve the shrine.

Now doesn't that seems more interesting and refreshing than the traditional (ehem cliche ehem) 'white fox whose power is being used for useless reasons in the shrine by the new girl' story?

Speaking of white, why the hell do they think being albino is cool? Alright, natural white hair and unique eye hues. I totally dig that.

But in reality, being albino is really sad. It's like you were born in this world only to find that you have a limit waaaaaay shorter than normal people.

My cousin has an albino friend and his time is almost over and we met once. The gang had a small heart-to-heart talk about life and I swear he just busted out in tears and he cried so much that he became a living Niagara falls.

It was really sad.

Point is, they shouldn't go around promoting that being albino is kind of 'cool'. It's a war. A sorrowful, short story of a human who wasn't destined to live life to its full potential.

That's enough for today. Gotta finish this ecchi anime I started (Walkure Romanze).

I will always love animé no matter what.

Lol I read my first rants and they were all so formal and had punctuations and if you compare them now it looks like I don't even know what grammar means anymore xD

By the way, comment here your favorite animé and I'll give 5 headcanons or facts each. You can give at least 3 different animé. I'll post it in the next part. :)

-BBOD