FUCK YOU, THIS IS ANIME

Part 20 - Shit Just Got Serious

In animé, you know shit just got serious when certain signs appear.

For example, there's that character who never opens his/her eyes for 99.99% of the show.

And then he's in a fight and he's pretty much calm but suddenly, he realizes that his opponent has an advantage and his ass is about to be kicked.

So he'll open those mysterious eyes in shock as if they're some sort of gate to heaven.

So bruh all this time it turns out your eyes aren't actually sewn together you just prefer to close them all the time wow shocker

I mean, why?!

You can open them normally. And not the 'forced wide eyes'. Just the 'normal wide eyes'. So yet again I ask WHY?!

These characters are so mysterious.

Speaking of, I really, really, really, REALLY want to see Italy with his eyes actually opened for an entire eps like bish is 5 mins too much?!

Brock will do, too.

Another sign is when someone starts talking/remembering about his past in the middle of a fight. It could mean three things:

1. He's about to die/lose the fight.

And I bet he'll say "I guess my time has come," and make a really emotional speech before actually dying like lol no nobody cares die faster.

Unless of course you're Itachi or something.

2. He's about to power up.

His memories gives him emotional support and a strong power boost that makes him twice or thrice faster and stronger.

Trust me, this always happens.

3. He thinks it's his end so he starts to remember his happiest events in his final moment but it turns out he gets spared.

Oh and how cliche it would be if it was raining and he falls to the muddy ground. And when he was given another chance to live by the other person, rays of sunshine would suddenly pop out of nowhere.

A different good example of a sign whenever shit gets serious is when the hair suddenly starts floating and he says "You!" after being insulted.

And, of course, an upcoming speech is about to arrive and it would be so long that he could run as President.

Finally showing one's final form is another hint that appears whenever shit is getting serious. It may come after one of these sentences:

"I can't believe I have to show my strongest form to a [insert common pest (like roach, rat, frog etc.)] like you!"

"This isn't even my final form!"

"It's about time I show my true strength."

"You must be trying to commit suicide."

When the megane finally takes his/her glasses off, you know he's/she's no longer playing around.

You see, both in anime and in real life, glasses not only makes you look more attractive and charming. It pretty much hides your inner bloodthirsty demon of ultimate destruction, too.

Nah jk but you get the point.

Point is, never underestimate characters with glasses. They may appear hopelessly clumsy but according to what I've observed, most of them who removes those glasses from their eyes apparently has a secret sadistic side and would likely kick your ass.

Especially the characters whose eyes can't be seen due to the reflection of the light in the glasses so there's pretty much nothing but white streaks.

Like Meyrin.

Wait...

You know what? I'd like to reiterate.

I mean that you shouldn't underestimate any character whose eyes are hidden. May it be due to their hair or a mask or something. Those guys can make serious damage.

Now tell me another clue that appears whenever shit gets serious.

It's when gravity suddenly disappears whenever they're mad.

Like shit dude do u even know how to science????

Like your hair and clothes start going wild in midair due to some wind that comes out of nowhere.  And you look like you're about to go Super Saiyan lol I think you're in the wrong anime.

Dragon Ball Z is right this way, sir. 

By the way, I asked in the last part about what your favorite animé are so I could give some canons about them. But no one ever did. And that's highly unlikely.

So I figured that maybe you don't know what canon means and all this time I was talking about 'ships' and 'headcanons' and I probably sounded like Jack Sparrow. Lol sorry but seriously I ain't a pirate

I'm more of a ninja.

Or a ghoul.

Or a demon.

Or a hunter.

Or a zombie.

Or a vampire.

Or a mermaid.

Or a banana.

Ugh this is what you get for watching animé. You visit too much worlds to the point where you forget what you originally were.

All I know is that I'm not human fuck yeah

So bye

The next part won't really be a rant. It's more of a list and explanations of some animé slang, including 'headcanons'.

We will always love animé no matter what.

-BBOD