The Scandal (Thomas Brodie Sangster)

Four Hour Boner

"Hi Thomas" Y/n smiled as she filmed into his hotel room as he stood in his jeans drying his hair with a hotel towel 

"Hi y/n"

"Do you remember what is happening today?"

"No I do not. What are we doing today honey?"

"we are going on a fun adventure" 

"what sort of adventure?"

"We are going to the sexy place"

"what the bed?"

"No Thomas, even sexier"

"Even sexier?" he asks ".... the inflatable hot tub in your garden?" 

"No Thomas. No"

"Oh... You're sex dungeon?" 

"My sex dungeon?"

"yeah, the one in your basement?"

"No Thomas." she sighed "Guess again"

"Are we going to a nude beach?" he asked excitedly

"Close but no." she laughs "we're going to a sex theme park"

"Are we?"

"Yep"

"Ooohhh..."

"Yeah you're going to have a four hour boner"

"Properly" He laughs "May I?"

"......Yes" she sighed 

"Bow chicka wow wow" 

"I hate you"

"Love you too" He smiled hugging her from behind and giving her cheek a kiss.

"we are at the sexy theme park" she laughs showing a statue of naked bodies having sex

"Ooh right in the door with the nude statues okay" He laughs "I already feel weird"

"she got good boobs"

"she does that's true"

"Giant boob" she laughs pointing to a giant boob sticking out the earth 

"Ooohhh, almost as big as yours" He smirked 

"ohh shut up Thomas" she laughs "You wanna go touch the boob?"

"Yes I do" he smirked standing behind her and grabbing her boobs 

"Not mine the one over there"

"Nah I'm good here thank you"

she pushed him off and continued on into the park "Thomas look! a Penis" she laughs showing a giant penis statue 

"Ohhh" He smirked going to look at it closer "I'm not gonna lie... this does rather fill me with uhh. With feelings of inadequacy"  

"Does it Thomas?"

"A little bit yeah" 

"it's so tall you could sit on it"

"you could y/n." he smirked "Are you going to come sit on it?" 

"Maybe, I think I'm slightly too short"

"You don't usually complain" 

"Ohh for god- Thomas!"
"Bow chicka wow wow!" He smirked leaning against the penis 

"Ohh were gonna get kicked out for being perverts"

"To be fair you did bring a camera into a sex theme park?" 

"Yeah and you brought four condoms in your wallet, which one of us is the pervert"

"I assumed when you said we where going to a sex park that meant we where just gonna go fuck in a bush?"

"I'm so sorry sally there is so much to edit today" she sighed 

"Do you not want to fuck in a bush?"

"..... Weather or not we are going to fuck in the sex park is irrelevant" 

"That's a yes"

"shut up Thomas" 

"Ohh more sexy statues... that looks fun"

"No."

"why?"

"We can both accept neither of us are that athletic... or flexable"

"Good point"

"Also all the sex statues around here are kinda odd?"

"Are they?"

"Yeah, they have like weird dicks"

"Maybe your dick is just weird Thomas?"

"I mean, I'm not ruling that out."

"Well get your dick out and we'll compare"

"No..."

"why not?"

"....people"

"Liar you just don't wanna compare yourself to the statue that has a bigger dick then you"

"..........maybe" he says "they do have weird dicks though"

"I vote your dick is weird"

"I know what you vote"

"Ohh it's a sex machine" Y/n laughs showing the little display of two people fucking in missionary with a little handle you could turn to make them thrust 

"I thought we left those at home?"  

"Thomas!"

"What? Ohhh the toy one not the... one we have at home?" he laughs turning the wheel making them fuck very very fast 

"Is that the pase Thomas?"

"Yes!"

"No, No no." she laughs pushing him off and moving it so slowly it was just a tiny squeak "This thomas. this is you're pase" she laughs and then stops "and now your done... and you rolol off and have a nap for an hour"

"Well fuck you y/n"

"fuck you too" she laughs as she walks away but he cuddled her from behind again kissing her cheek 

"Later darling" 

"You wanna go back to the car and do it?"

"Abso- fucking- lutely"