Mommies, Daddies & Babies - A 2Moons Mpreg Snippet

Story 165-Ask The Kids Series - The Odd Questions

2Moons Mpreg Snippet

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Ask The Kids Series - The Odd Questions 

#01-If you could create one holiday, what would it be?

Heart: One Piece Appreciation Day! Where everyone will come out dress as someone from One Piece, bad guys or good guys are ok! Then we can have parades, pretend duels, One Piece theme songs competition and eat One Piece themed food! Fun! 

Love: Sleep day. There should be one day celebrated as a holiday called Sleep Day. Everyone should get a day where all they do is sleep. Daddy needs that holiday. He is either working or reading medical books. He has dark circles and he is using up mommy's face masks. It's not helping. 

Kwan: Umm.....Love BL day. It's a holiday where everyone read, watch, live and breathe BL. Spread love people, not war. I think this holiday will the world a better place but we shouldn't let mean people celebrate though, like those people who complains about this and that a lot are nasty. 

Waan: Furball Day. All about cats! I want to be the cat woman! Not that lady who wears that revealing swimming suit and holds a whip but the woman who have like a lot of cats. They have a Disney cartoon about 101 Dalmatians. Why can't we have a movie about 1001 Exotic Shorthairs?

Namtarn: Sugar water day! That's my name! It's a day where everyone should drink sugar water to be happy! Wait, I want another holiday called CAKE DAY! It's a day where every bakery offer to sell their yummy cakes in DISCOUNT! Yummy! 

Gear: Father's Day should be a holiday, not a seasonal date. I think hardworking daddies should get a day off. I also want a Lamp Appreciation Day. Just because. 

Light: Science Project Day. It's a day where kids are allowed to blast all the coca-cola with mentos and build all the volcanoes they want and play with all the weird slime they want too. Wait, it's too common. There's one more holiday I want, it's called Become The Cupid Day where I get the day off just to shoot magic arrows to make people fall in love. Love says I am crazy.#

#02-How does yours and your family's farts sound? 

Heart: AHAHAH! Mommy's like polite, like short poo-poos, daddy is like longer and heavy PLOPS! Mommy says he has gas. Love's farts doesn't sound much but they sure smell ahahahah! Mine? Depends on my tummy. Sometimes it's short poos, sometimes is loud POOS! Like Luffy! AHAHAH! 

Love: Huh? I don't know. I don't think I pay attention to how my family farts but my brother's farts stinks. He said mine stinks but his stinks too. 

Kwan: Daddy's farts are long and hard! Like PLOOOPPP, sometimes it's like a short song. Mommy doesn't really fart in front of us, I don't know. Waan's like small beeps. I think mine too. Namtarn's, oh my god, when she farts, sometimes like rotten eggs. If we are trapped in a car when she farts, we suffocate. 

Waan: Normal sounds but Namtarn's the worse. Hers, we call time bomb because we don't know when it will come and if there will be casualties. The last time we had to choose between opening the car windows during the rain and getting wet or suffocating in an enclosed car. We chose to get wet. 

Namtarn: Ahahaha this is a funny question. There's one time I heard mommy fart! Ahahha like BEEP! BEEP!! Daddy's farts really loud, like a horn sometimes. Both my sisters farts really loud too when they want. Me? I think my fart sounds are normal but I fart in front of my sisters if they annoy me. 

Gear: I don't know how to compare fart sounds as I am not musically trained to listen to the notes they produce but mommy and daddy are very comfortable farting around us and each other. I think it's normal. Me? Hmm. I fart. I am human. Light? He farts too. He is also human. 

Light: Mommy's fart is like Symphony No.5, like very dramatic. Daddy's like Mozart's Symphony No.25, like sometimes up, sometimes down, sometimes fast, sometimes slow, sometimes really long. P'Gear's not like classical music, his more like Jaws theme since he likes Baby Shark song since young and you never know when his farts will come along, just suddenly sounds up. And me? Addam's Family theme song. It's family friendly with finger snaps. AHAHAHAHAH! 

#03-How old do you think your mommy and daddy will live until?

Heart: 99 years old for mommy and 100 years for daddy! 

Love: According to worlddata info, the average lifespan for human would be 70 years old but given both mommy and daddy take good care of their health, they should live pass 70 years old. 

Kwan: Hmm....78 for mommy and 85 for daddy? Why daddy's longer? Well, daddy annoys mommy and make him angry a lot and you know what people say about blood pressure. 

Waan: I don't like this question. I want mommy and daddy to live forever. 

Namtarn: I don't know....but I think mommy will live as long as daddy but even if they aren't they will still be together, never grow old and eat donuts in heaven. 

Gear: Mommy said he is a vampire so he doesn't age. He will turn daddy who is a mortal into a vampire when the time comes too so I guess both of them will be immortal. 

Light: Love said average human lifespan is 70 years old but I will be a mad scientist and create medicine which can allow them to live forever and ever. 

#04-If you could swap places with one of your family member or friends, who will that be and why?

Heart: I want to swap with mommy so I can be old enough to make an altar dedicated to Gear! 

Love: Daddy. I want to perform real surgeries and be a real doctor. 

Kwan: My rich brat princess friend Piano. I want to be her for one day and shop like her. Do you know how she shops? She goes to a shop and selects stuff she doesn't want and pays. I want to do that while shopping for BL goods and merchandise. It would be good to have my rich dad build me 2 museums dedicated to display my BL collection. 

Waan: P'Kwan. I want to see how's going out on a date with P'Abby will be like. You know....holding hands...a kiss on the cheek....what, not that I am asking for it....I'm just thinking it. 

Namtarn: My cousin P'Tangmo! He is allowed to eat whatever he wants. Mommy instructs daddy to keep watch on what I eat so....yup, P'Tangmo! He eats a lot of fruits too and I like fruits too! 

Gear: I think if I said mommy, the entire feel of the answer will sound very wrong so I'll swap with Heart. I want to know what's so great about One Piece and talking and laughing about it all the time. 

Light: I'll swap with P'Gear and get him to date P'Heart and then swap back to myself. I am doing this so both Love and my brothers can be together and stop all those pretentious drama. 

#05-If you found a genie in a magic lamp and it gives you ONE wish, what do you wish for? 

Heart: I wish for the genie to be free, poor thing stays in a tiny lamp? Where does it sleep inside the lamp? It must be so tight and cramped. 

Love: Give me magic powers. I want to be a witch. The good kind. Promise. 

Kwan: Unlimited supply of new BL goods and merchandise of all sorts and from all countries I want. Like the genie can give me in a form of a tablet with a shopping app but only for BL so I can just click what I want it comes to me for free, for life! How cool is that? 

Waan: A pussy cat with the condition mommy no longer has cat allergy. 

Namtarn: Cloudy's With A Chance Of Meatball's FLDSMDFR machine! So I can make and eat any food I want and then make it rain ice-cream and candy. How cool is that? I wouldn't be greedy, promise. 

Gear: Shut Up Notebook. So anyone who annoys me, I can write their names in it and then they shut up until I erase their name. 

Light: Love wants to be a witch so I want to be a wizard of course! I promise I wouldn't be a mad scientist version. I just want to cook a lot of potions like 'Realize-I-Love-You' potion or 'Realize-I-Am-The-Dummy' potion. 

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Yukichi's Note: Light's song selections to describe farts, are just classical songs I listen to, means no disrespect, just for fun.