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Creepy Shit Kids Say (ForthBeam)
Gear
Beam: Honey, what's this?
Gear: Application to join an embalming course.
Beam: Where did you learn about it?
Gear: From your hospital notice board when daddy, I and Light visited you yesterday. I want to join.
Beam: Honey, do you know what embalming is?
Gear: Yes, it is the art and science of preserving animal or human remains.
Beam: I didn't know you are interested?
Gear: I am not but I was thinking, if daddy dies one day, I want to embalm him so he can always be with me forever. May I please join this course?
Beam: Umm...that's actually kinda creepily sweet but umm...it says here you need to be 16 and above and you are only 8 years old so....
Gear stares at Beam, unfaze. Beam sighs and smiles.
Beam: Fine, I'll take you but please don't tell daddy we are going, he'll freak.
Gear: Thank you momma. I'll embalm you too if you die one day. I love you too.
Beam: Awww....I am so proud of you. Love you baby.
Light
Light: Mommy?
Beam: Yes babe?
Light: I want to be a doctor, like you.
Beam: Great choice. I'm so proud of you.
Light: Mommy, you know why?
Beam: Why?
Light: So if you die, I can cut your head and bring it home and I can see you anytime I want.
Beam: Awww, that's again, creepily sweet but please don't let daddy hear this ok babe?
Light: Ok mommy.
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Author's Note: I was researching and reading about funny and creepy things kids say. Kids are scary.
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Mommies, Daddies & Babies - A 2Moons Mpreg Snippet
FanfictionA collection snippets of 6Moons becoming mommies and daddies with their babies. A daily dose of tears, laughter, fun and chaos. Warning: Mpreg Picture Credit (IG): noblankspaces321
