Story 100-Creepy Shit Kids Say (MingKit)

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Creepy Shit Kids Say (MingKit)

Kwan, 8 years old

Kit: So honey, daddy's been teaching you all about getting girlfriends, what do you think is the best way to get a girlfriend?

Kwan: Tell her to be my girlfriend or I'll bury her parents, she will never see them ever again.

Kit: Honey, isn't that a little extreme?

Kwan: Not if you really really REALLY like her.

Kit looks at Ming and mouths "We need to talk".


Wan, 7 years old

Kit: Baby, what do you say to us welcoming another baby sister or baby brother?

Wan: I'll kill it.

Kit: Wan! No! It's a little baby!

Wan: So, that means I can't throw it to the fire right?

Kit: ...yes?

Wan: Ok, then can I trade it for Kit-Kat chocolates?

Kit looks at Ming and mouths "We REALLY need to talk"

Namtarn, 5 years old

Kit: Namtarn, what would you do if you run out of food to eat and you are really hungry?

Namtarn: *stares at Kit* I'll eat daddy.

Kit: Huh? No! You can't eat daddy.

Namtarn: But I will be hungry and there is no food!

Kit looks at Ming and mouths "We are SCREWED"

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