Mommies, Daddies & Babies - A 2Moons Mpreg Snippet

Story 27-The Deserving Househusband

2Moons Mpreg Snippet

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The Deserving Househusband

Lam: Oi Forth! What the hell are you doing here?

Forth: What do you mean what I'm doing here? I'm here for a drink like the old days. Beam let me out for the night.

Lam: Yeah those were some really old days. We hardly see you around places like pubs or even the usual barbeque joints now since you became the househusband and housedaddy.

Forth: Dude, it's not that bad, trust me; taking care of the house can be fun.

Lam: Yup. I can definitely see your glow and pride. Ok, whatever, let's drink. We need to toast and chug man.

Forth: No, I can't be too drunk. Don't want to reek of alcohol. My boy doesn't like it.

Lam: Right. Fine, but you are drinking one bottle of beer at least.

Forth: Fine. Only one bottle.

10 bottle of beers later....

Forth: And did you know my Gear can biiiiittteeee? Seee? The scar here? I howled when his sharp teeth landed on my arm *hiccups and drunk*

Lam: Yeah right, come on, you're almost home. Don't you dare sleep on me *heaving a drunk Forth to his front door. He manages to press the door bell. Beam shows up quickly*

Forth: And Beam! Beammie says I am the BESTTTTT DADDY EVER! He loves me~~ I love him~~ where is my baby Gear~~ *sings song in drunken stupor*

Beam: Wow, he's drunk. Thanks Lam for bringing him home. Hope he didn't do anything too embarrassing? *helps Lam guide Forth into their living room where they dump a passed out Forth*

Lam: Embarrassing? Nah, ok, maybe a little when he started singing nursery rhymes after his fourth bottle of beer. He slurred most his lyrics so some sounded really obscene.

Beam: Please tell me he did not do the Baby Shark dance?

Lam: He did, after his 10th bottle, that's when I know he has to come back.

Beam: Did anyone recognize it's him?

Lam: Nope, we didn't meet any acquaintance tonight. Why are you asking?

Beam: Well because if our acquaintance recognized him, I may have to divorce him. Did you get his Baby Shark dance on video?

Lam: You bet. I'll send it to you shortly.

Beam: Thank you Lam. You are such a good friend.

Lam: Well, best friend sticks through their best friend and be there when they do stupid things. I'm grateful you allowed him out for the night.

Beam: My hubby deserves it. He is indeed a splendid househusband. Thank you Lam, goodnight.

Lam: Anytime, my best friend's wife.

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