Mommies, Daddies & Babies - A 2Moons Mpreg Snippet

Story 147-The Crab Song

2Moons Mpreg Snippet

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The Crab Song

PhaYo

Heart: Mommy! Daddy! Love and I have to show you two something. 

Yo: Oh what is it? 

Pha: Yeah, you two look very excited. 

Heart: Love and I learned a new dance song from Gear! 

Love: YES! And Light! 

Pha: Huh? Those two weird brats do dances?

Yo: P'Pha, don't be mean. That's very nice of them to teach you a new dance song. How does it go? 

Heart: We'll show you. Love, ready? 

Love: Yup! 

*Queues Poo-Neep-E-Pee / Crab Song*. Heart and Love start their crab dance moves. 

Yo: Oh my god! So cute. I am recording this. P'Pha, don't you want to record this? 

Pha: Of course! My kids can do so cute dance moves but I still doubt ForthBeam's weird brats can do moves as cute as them. 

Yo: P'Pha, don't be mean. 

MingKit

Ming: Ok girls, ready to show mommy what we have practiced?

Kwan: Yessir! So ready. 

Waan: Dad, you sure we have to do this? 

Ming: Of course! This dance will cheer mommy when he comes home after a business conference. 

Kwan: YES! 

Waan: But the dance is so cheesy even I had goosebumps

Ming: Who cares about a little cheesy and goosebumps when we can get momma to smile a little bit, am I right Namtarn? 

Namtarn: Yes daddy! Do we eat dinner after the dinner?

Ming: Of course baby, bought us pizza! 

Namtarn: PIZZA! Yes! 

Ming: Yup, now, are we ready? I heard mommy's car at the front. Namtarn, ready to open the door when it jingles. Kwannie,  queue the music?

Kwan: Ok *queues the crab song* 

Waan: *Sighs* Fine....

Before Kit could turn the doorknob, the door opened and he is greeted with a family crab dance. He smiles and quickly whips out his phone to record. 

Ming: Kit-Kat! Welcome home, how do you like the crab dance we practiced for you?!

Kit: You do know this is blackmail material right? 

Kwan: Momma, welcome home! 

Waan: Momma, no! Help! 

Namtarn: Mommy, can we eat please? It's pizza tonight. 

Kit smiles as he continue recording. 

ForthBeam

Gear: *Blushes* No, you say it. 

Light: P, no, you. 

Gear: *Blushes* Please? 

Light: Ok, fine. Daddy? 

Both boys walk to Forth reading a newspaper and he puts the paper down. 

Forth: Yes sons? What can I do for you two? 

Light: Do you love us? 

Forth: Love you two? Of course! You two are my son. 

Light: So, if we need your help with something you will help? 

Forth: Of course! Anything for my precious sons. 

Light: Ok! Then P'Gear here has a little dance he would like you to do with us. 

Forth: A new dance? Well if it's not anything difficult, why not? 

Light: Not difficult at all right, P'Gear?

Gear nods. 

Forth: Ok, let's show it. 

Queues the crab song. 

-After 2 hours- 

Beam: Wow, why you panting handsome? Slow down, you don't have to drink that fast you know. And why are you behaving like you just did gym? 

Forth: I danced two hours with Gear and Light. 

Beam: Aww, that's cute. 

Forth: Two hours of crab dance. 

Beam: Aww, that's really cute. It's the new craze I heard. 

Forth: How is it that anyone can dance the same thing for 2 hours? 

Beam: Well your sons and you did. 

Forth: You are right, look, my knees are shaky, I don't think I can continue anymore and listening to the same song for two hour in loops, I'm at my limit. 

Before Beam could say anything, Gear comes running in. 

Gear: Daddy, are you ready for another round please? 

Forth: Right umm...Gearie, you see....daddy's a little-

Gear: Please? Just one more round? 

Gear gives off unintentional puppy eyes with cute pink cheeks from dancing. Forth sighs. 

Forth: Ok, sure son, just one more round. Beammie, you want to join us? 

Beam: Sorry babe, but I have to get online to meet butthole managers today, maybe I can join later, ok Gearie? 

Gear: Ok mommy. 

Gear holds Forth by the hand and leads him out. Forth gives Beam a pleading look while Beam waves him away. 

Beam sighs as he starts his online meeting to meet buttholes. 

The crab song starts playing again in the background. 

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Yukichi's Note: So, what's the Crab Song? Go to youtube, type in crab song + Lisa from Blackpink and you will know though I have seen the Tootsie & The Fake Version which I prefer better but for context, find the Lisa version. I tell you, Thai folks are very very good at creating and dancing funny dances. I can imagine Gear dancing this with poker face.