Me: BYE SQUIRRELS
Smile Dog: What?! SQUIRRELS?! (He can talk....okay?)
Lucy: Pewds?
Me: No, fabulous *does wierd pose*
Jeff: Are they speaking a language that we don't understand?
Me: RAT A TAT! RAT A TAT TAT TAT! HEY!
Alondra: *runs in a circle* FALL OUT BOY
Me: *joins Alondra* PANIC AT THE DISCO
Slendy: What is going on?! My head is about to explode!
Jane: I'm just going to use the restroom *walks upstairs*
Pinkamena: RAINBOW DASH
Lucy: YOU KILLED HER
Pinkamena: *cries*
Me: PATRICK
Peridot: What?
Me: *stops going in circles and points to Peridot* SPRINKLES
Lucy: POTATO
Alondra: THIS IS THE BEAT OF MY HEART
Me: IF YOU LOVE ME LET ME GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Peridot: No one loves you
Me: CAUSE THESE WORDS ARE KNIFES AND OFTEN LEAVE SCARS
Jeff: *holds up his knife* I have a knife
Alondra: THE FEAR OF FALLING APART!
Jane: *comes downstairs and trips* Whoops
Jeff: *walks over to Jane and carries her bridle style up the stairs* Bye peeps
Me: DON'T BLINK! DON'T EVEN BLINK! BLINK AND YOU'RE DEAD! THEY ARE FAST, FASTER THAN YOU CAN BELIEVE! DON'T TURN YOUR HEAD, DON'T LOOK AWAY, AND DON'T! BLINK! Good luck
Lucy: IT'S ROSE TYLER
Me: DAVID TENNANT
Lucy: BILLIE PIPER
Me: NICO DI ANGELO
Lucy: PERCY
Smile: WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON?!
Me: PUT ON YOUR WAR PAINT!!!!
Alondra: TIME CRAWLS ON WHEN YOU'RE WAITING FOR THE SONG TO START SO DANCE ALONG TO THE BEAT OF YOUR HEART!!!
Me: THE WAR IS WON! BEFORE IT'S BE GONE! RELEASE THE DOVES! SURRENDER LOVE!!!!!!!
Pinkamena: HOW'S IT GOING BROS?! MY NAME IS PEWDIEPIE!!!!!!!
L.J: *brain explodes*
Peridot: MELLO
Me: TAMAKI
Lucy: ANIME
Peridot: SEBASTIAN
Me: CIEL
Slender: *grabs me, Lucy,Alondra, and Peridot with a tendril and throws us out of the mansion* Bye idiots
(XD there are going other chapters like this because everybody has something that makes them wierd)
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