Gnome Jeff

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Me: *Laughing my butt off*

Slender: Why is she laughing? Jeff what did you do?

Jeff: Nothing

Me: *still laughing* I-I saw J-Jeff at school t-today

Everybody: *looks at Jeff*

Jeff: *Looks confused*

Me: HE WAS A GNOME

Everybody: *laughing their butt off*

Jeff: HOW DO YOU KNOW IT WAS ME?!

Me: LAST TIME I CHECKED YOU'RE THE ONLY PERSON ON EARTH WHO HAS BLACK ALL AROUND THEIR EYES AND HAS A RED SMILE!!!!! ALSO I GOT A PICTURE *gets my phone and shows everybody*

Everybody: *laughing even harder*

Jeff: I HATE YOU *tackles me*

Me: GET OFF!!

Jeff: NOPE *raises knife*

*Me and Jeff get in a fight*

Toby: Shouldn't we split them?

Peridot: *Eating popcorn* Nah. Their fine

Toby: Okay....

Slender: Okay that's enough *splits Me and Jeff*

Me and Jeff: *pass out*

Peridot: SLENDER!!!! WHY DID YOU RUIN THE SHOW?!?!?!?

Slender: Shut up

Peridot: *stabs Slender*

Me: *wakes back up* Well I have to go to school now. BYE PEOPLES