Perverts

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by devoteee

Katiii: I GOT A QUESTION!!!

Slender: What and who is it for?

Katiii: It's for perverts

Offender: I'm listening...

Katiii: How do you get your friends to like your pervertedness?

Offender: Well, I just rape the ladies and tell the men what it feels like.

Me: He tried to do it to me

Offender: It didn't go how I expected

Me: Well, I'm going to get some marshmallows *goes to the kitchen*

Jeff: What happened when you tried to rape her?

Offender: She punched me in the nuts

Jeff: That's got to hurt

Offender: Yeah...

Me: *is being pulled by Peridot* I DON'T WANT TO GO TO SCHOOL TODAY

Peridot: YOU HAVE TOO BECAUSE YOU'RE AN IDIOT

Me: IM NOT AN IDIOT THEY ARE *points to everybody*

Everybody: -_-

Peridot: DO YOU WANT THEM TO GO WITH YOU?!

Me: NEVER MIND I WANT TO GO TO SCHOOL NOW!! *runs out the door*

Peridot: Good, now everyone is going to school later. So go get your stuff ready

Everybody: -_-

Peridot: I SAID GO!!

Everybody: 0_0 *runs upstairs*

Peridot: Good

(So yeah the next chapter will be them going to school XD)