Me: Hello, good morning
Jeff: It's 4:00
Me: Shut up no one likes you
Jeff: I have more fangirls than you b***h
Peridot: All of you shut up I have a dare
Me: Oh no
Peridot: I dare E.J to die
Everyone: *stares at E.J*
E.J: Nope. Bye. I hate all of you. *leaves*
Slendy: If you're going to kill someone, do it outside I just finished cleaning
Peridot: *punches E.J*
E.J: WHAT THE F***
Jeff: E.J SAID A CURSE WORD!!!
E.J: -.-
Peridot: *continues to punch Eyeless until he passes out*
Me: Okay, I think that's enough
Peridot: Fine *goes to play on her Xbox*
Bri-Bri: *is sad because E.J* Oh well, *kidnaps Eyeless*
Me: That's nice. Don't make him mad though...he'll sue me...
Bri-Bri: Okay ( ˘ ³˘)♥ *leaves*
BEN: Do we have any other dares?
Me: SLENDYYYY!! THERES AN ELF IN YOUR HOUSE!!!
BEN: I AM DONE WITH YOU *leaves*
Me: Yay he's gone
Peridot: -.- Do we have any dares, yes or no?
Me: Yes it's from Devilwolf_Noble they asked "What do all want for Christmas?"
Jeff: KNIFE AND BLOOD AND WAR!!
Me: Okay, go to Hell then
Jeff: *gasp* ROSIE SAID A CURSE WORD AND SHE DIDN'T EVEN CENSOR IT
Me: Next?
Slender: I want all of you to die
Me: O...kay....
Peridot: I want more games :3
Sally: I want Charlie to be fixed *holds up her teddy bear that has a hole in it*
Slender: SALLY! That's the 3rd time this month
Sally: I'm sowwy.....
Slender: *sighs*
Splender: HAPPY!!
Jeff: WAR!!
Splendor: HAPPY!!!
Jeff: WAR!!
Splender: *grabs Jeff and strangles him* HAPPYYYYY!!
Jeff: OKAY HAPPY IT IS *strangled noise*
Splender: *smiles and let's go*
Offender: I want to f-
Me: *interrupts Offender* NEXT
Toby: All I want is lunch
Me: Nice. Next?
Jane: I wanna kill Jeff
Jeff: NO
Jane: *smiles innocently*
Me: Next
Masky: CHEESECAKE!
Me: No one cares
Masky: I can kill you right now. You're in a room with a bunch of killers.
Me: NEXT
Pinkamena: I need more cupcake ingredients!!
Me: Jeff would like to volunteer
Jeff: What?!?
Pinkamena: *smiles*
Me: I want Phil Lester for Christmas
Bri-Bri: I want MCR back *cries*
Me: We all want them back *wipes tear*
Lucy: I want a money to but my own stuff
Me: I'm broke
Lucy: Same
Me: Well I guess that's all! Please leave a like, question, or dare! I would really appreciate it!! Thank you, and BYYYEEEE
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