Giving Everyone Weird Nicknames

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Me: *runs downstairs* I MADE SOME NICKNAMES FOR EVERYBODY!!!!!

Jeff: Let me guess. Mine is Poop-Face?

Me: Close

Jeff: -_-

Slender: Can we please get over this torture?

Me: Okay. Slender's is No Face

Slender: -_-

Me: Sally's is Teddy

Sally: YAY *hugs Charlie*

Me: Offender's is Pervert

Offender: Of course it is *rolls eyes.....what?*

Me: Jeff's is Idiot

Jeff: I hate this *walks out the door*

Me: Good for him. Anyway Masky's is Timothy

Masky: Why?! *waves arms in frustration*

Me: Because I said so. Hoodie's is....wait let me check my paper *checks my paper* Hoodie's is Jacket

Hoodie: I have no idea what to think about

Me: Good for you :P . Toby's is Twitch

Toby: -_- *twitches*

Me: Smile's is Skittles.

Smile: I LOVE SKITTLES

Me: BEN'S is elf

BEN: Can I kill her now?!

Peridot: Later

Me: You're such a good friend. Jane's is Alice

Jane: Why?

Me: I don't know it just came into my head. Pinkie's is Cupcake

Pinkamena: Does anyone want a cupcake?! *holds out a cupcake*

Everybody: No

Me: And that should be it.

Lucy: What about me?!

Me: I'm to lazy to give you one

Lucy: ;-;

Me: Oh well-y well *gets on my unicorn and goes somewhere*

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