Ask and Dare the Creepypastas

THE SHIP SINKS!!!! ;-;

Me: Smörgåstårta

Jeff: What?

Me: I said SMÖRGÅSTÅRTA

Slender: Whats that supposed to mean?

Me: Figure it out

Slender: Sandwich cakes?

Me: Yassssss

Jeff: So she saying 'sandwich cake'?

Me: Yes idiot

Jeff: Says the person saying sandwich cakes

Me: *sticks out my tongue at Jeff*

Jeff: *does the same to me*

Me: Hows that relationship going with Jane?

Jeff: *covers his ears* SHUT UP

Jane: We broke up

Me: B-b-but the ship ;-;

Jane: Would you want to break up with your boyfriend if he tried to kill you in your sleep?!

Me: Meh

Jane: *rolls her eyes*

Peridot: He tried to kill you again?!

Jeff: STILL NOT LISTENING

Me: No one cares

Jeff: BYE B**CHES *goes out the door*

Me: EXCUSE YOU

Smile: I'm bored

Me: Me too. ELF!!!!

BEN: I said stop calling me that!!!

Me: Deal with it. Anyway can you do me a favor .-.

BEN: Not until you stop calling me elf

Me: Fine I'll stop calling you elf

BEN: Good. Now what do you want?

Me: Can you please let me call you elf?! *puppy eyes*

BEN: No

Me: Yes

BEN: No

Me: Yes

BEN: No

Me: Yes

BEN: No

Me: No

BEN: Doesn't work on me

Me: GODDAMN IT

Jeff: *comes downstairs* SHE CUSSED AGAIN

Me: *rolls eyes*

BEN: So no elf?

Me: *crosses my arms* No

BEN and Peridot: Good

Me: I'll call him midget instead ^-^

BEN: *eye twitches*

Peridot: *facepalms* Goodness Rosie

Me: *eats marshmallows* Meh.

Peridot: *whispers "you can attack Rosie by going through her phone" to BEN*

BEN: ^-^ Okay

Rosie: IT'S A KAWAII POTATO

Alondra: What is wrong with her?

Me: Something. BYE PEOPLE AND PLEASE PUT RANDOM STUFF IN THE COMMENTS!!!!!!!!!!