Ask and Dare the Creepypastas

Kidneys.....

Alondra: EYELESS EYELESS EYELESS!!!!!!! COME HERE

E.J: What do you wa- *looks at living room*

*living room is filled with kidneys*

Alondra: I GOT YOU A GIFT!!! ^-^

E.J: I LOVE YOU NOW *kisses Alondra*

Alondra: *blushes* ^-^

Jeff: *picks up a kidney* What are these?

E.J: *slaps Jeff* NO TOUCHING MY KIDNEY!!!!!

Alondra: Can I try one?

E.J: Sure *gives Alondra a kidney*

Alondra: *eats kidney* I LOVE IT!!!!!!

E.J: LET'S GO EAT!!!!

Alondra: :D

Alondra and Eyeless: *go eat kidneys upstairs*

Me: I can't believe he didn't see me eat one.

Everybody: What?!

Me: I didn't say I liked it.

Everybody: Oh

Me: YOU FEMALE DOGS *grabs marshmallows and goes upstairs*

Slender: That was weird

Jeff: Since when did she eat marshmallows?

Slender: A long time ago , idiot

Jeff: -_-

Me: Well this was short.....MARSHMALLOWS