Everybody: *is on a unicorn*
L.J: Why are we are on unicorns?
Me: One, why is a clown complaining that he is on a unicorn and two, because Katiii bought them for you
Katiii: I hope you like them :)
Jeff: I think mine is dead
Me: Well you stabbed and told it to go to sleep. I don't know just a thought.
Jeff: That makes sense
Jane: Do we have any questions or dares?
Me: Yush we do and its from Purple_Guy_Vincent ,Katiii, and Rin626
Katii: I dare everyone to dance the weirdest dance they've seen on the internet
Everybody: *dances to weird things*
Me: I AM SO EMBARRASSED!!!!!!!
Slender: What you did Rosie.... that was very embarrassing
Jeff: You that think that was embarrassing? I had to dance to My Little Pony!!
Me: You got a problem with ponies? *sassy snap........*
Jeff: Yes actually...
Me: Oh well-ly well Purple_Guy_Vincent dares me to hug everybody, kiss my crush :D, then everyone has to dance to I'M A BANANA
Slender: WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE HUGS?!
Me: Because you need to learn to like them *hugs everybody*
Jeff: I think she broke my arm
Me: I may not like you but I love hugs. And now I need to kiss Toby :D *goes over to Toby and kisses him*
Toby: *blushes*
Me: TIME TO DANCE!!!!
Everybody: *dances to I'm a banana*
Eyeless: Remind me to never do that again
Alondra: THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE SONG
Me: Meh. The next question is from Rin626 and she asked "Swiss cheese has holes. The more Swiss cheese you have, the more holes you have. The more holes you have, the less Swiss cheese you have. So the more Swiss cheese you have, the less Swiss cheese you have?"AND ALSO EVERYONE IN THIS ROOM PROMISE THAT YOU WILL NOT KILL ME!!!!
Everybody: Ummmm....we won't kill you?
Me: Good *walks upstairs* (my dare was to take everybodys favorite things)
Pinkamena: Wait what was the question again?
Slender: All I heard was 'holes' and 'swiss cheese'
Me: *runs downstairs with Jeff and Jane's knife, BENs game controller, Sallys teddy bear, and other stuff*
Masky: WHY DO YOU HAVE MY CHEESECAKE?!?! *Chases me*
ME: GO AWAY TIMOTHY!!!!!!!!
Jeff and Jane: KNIFE-Y *joins Masky*
Sally: CHARLIE *tackles me*
Me: 0_0 *gets tackled by everyone while they are trying to kill me*
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Me: *runs upstairs* IT WAS A DARE!!!!!!
Jeff: At least she didn't do it on purpose or I've would've make Rosie go to sleep
Me: I CAN HEAR YOU JEFFERY!!!!!
Jeff: DON'T CALL ME THAT
BEN and Peridot: *come out of the computer* HI EVERYBODY
Jeff: Where have you two been?
Peridot: On a date...
Me: *comes back downstairs* OHHHHHHHHH Y'ALL GONNA GET MARRIED!!!!!
BEN: *slaps me* No
Me: ;-; Meh. At least you don't want to kill me
BEN: Why would I want to kill you?
Me: No reas-
Jeff: Rosie stole your video game controller, games, and console
Me: And you wonder why I hate you Jeffery.
BEN: *gets angry and is about to attack me*
Peridot: *holds back BEN* Rosie. You better run.
Me: Meh. I'm fine right here
Peridot: Fine then *lets go of BEN*
BEN: *attacks me* WHERE ARE MY GAMES?!
Me: Ask Timothy
BEN: *looks at Masky*
Masky: THEY'RE IN THE KITCHEN!!!!!
BEN: OKAY *runs into the kitchen*
Me: Idiot
Lucy: You say that too much
Me: I'll take that as a compliment
Hoodie: What do we do know?
Me: I'm going to look for Nico *gets on my unicorn* Bye you freaks *breaks the roof and goes into the sky*
Slender: She's stupid
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