I Ship Everything

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by devoteee

by devoteee

Me: JEFF, GET YOUR BUTT OVER HERE!! *chasing Jeff*

Jeff:NO *running away from me*

Me: GET IN THE ROOM WITH JANE RIGHT NOW!!!

Jane: I heard my name.*is in a room*

Jeff: BUT I DON'T WANT TOO!!!!! *still running*

Me: *pushes Jeff then drags him* GOTCHA

Jeff: *trying to stab me* LET GO OF ME

Me: NO*avoids knife and pushes him in a room with Jane* FINALLY

Jane: What's going on?! Why am I trapped in a room with Jeff?!?!? *shaking with fear*

Me: You are in there because you need to be friends so you guys can love each other. I SHIP IT!!!!!!!!

Jeff and Jane: YOU SHIP ME WITH THIS MONSTER *points at each other*

Me: Yea.....got a problem?

Jane:YEAH I GOT A PROBLEM!!!!!!!HE KILLED MY FAMILY AND FRIENDS!!!!!!!!

Me: *went somewhere else and left them alone >:3*

*Banging can be heard*

Slender: What's that noise Rosie?!?!

Me: NOTHING

Slender: Tell me right now!!

Me: I trapped Jeff and Jane in a room together......

Slender: Goodness. STOP SHIPPING EVERYTHING!!!!!

Me: I do not ship everything!

Slender: YOU SHIP TOBY AND JANE!!!!!

Me: THERE'S A REASON!

Toby: I heard my name *goes down stairs*

Me: NOBODY SAID YOUR NAME NOW GO

Toby: Ok-

Slender: Wait ,Toby I need to tell you something

Me: DON'T YOU DARE

Slender: Two things actually

Me: I WILL KILL YOU IF I HAVE TOO! NOW DON'T. YOU. DARE.

Slender: Fine

Me: Good. Now bye-bye everybody I need to try not to get killed by Jeff and Jane. BYE