Ask and Dare the Creepypastas

Killing Jeff and Slender's Girlfriend?!?!

Me: GUYSSSSSS WE HAVE A DARE

Jeff: Who it is from?

Me: -_- No. Just no

Jeff: -.-

Bri-Bri: Anyway *walks up to Jeff* Hello

Jeff: Hi?

Bri-Bri: I dare everyone to let me kill Jeff^-^

Everybody: ...

Bri-Bri: Okay ^-^ *stabs Jeff*

Me and Jane: I'm loving this *gets a knife* CAN I HELP?!

Jeff: No!!

Bri-Bri: Yes!! *stabs Jeff again*

Jeff: Can I fight her first?!

Bri-Bri: No. Its a dare.

Me: *stabs Jeff rapidly* DIE

Jane: *also stabs and punches Jeff* B**CH

Jeff: *dies*

Jane & Me: *high five*

Me: My dream came true *wipes tear of joy*

Slender: You children are wierd

Me: Slender!! Do you have a girlfriend?!

Evie: How did you get "girlfriend" from "children"??

ME: *does pewdiepie voice* SHUT UP!

Slender: WHY DO YOU ASK ME THESE THINGS?!

Me: Because I want to...

Slender: *sighs* Yes I have a girlfriend.

Everybody: Who is it?!

Slender: I'LL NEVER TELL YOU *runs away*

Me: Whhhhhaaaaatttttt?!

Bri-Bri: *runs out the door and chases Slender*

Me: Well....what are we going to do with jeffs body?

Lucy: Offender?

Offender: Why me?

Evie: Rape a dead body....

Offender: WHAT?!

Evie: Here *throws Jeff's body with the help of Lucy at Offender*

Offender: *screams* HE'S A MALE

Evie & Lucy: Oh .-. Well I'm going to wash my hands for a couple of hours *walks upstairs*

Jane: Can I stab him even more?

Offender: I don't care *throws Jeff at Jane*

Jane: *stabs Jeff*