Ask and Dare the Creepypastas

Jeff's Getting Married and The Doctor is here!!!!

Bri-Bri: WE GOT DARES!!

Evie: What kind of dares?

Bri-Bri: First of all Jeff's gonna get married-

Jeff: *falls out of chair* WHAT?! I DIDN'T SIGN UP FOR THIS!!

Me: Yeah, you did *throws papers at him* It's in the contract

Jeff: *gets papers off* Did you expect anyone to read this? *gets on chair*

Me: He did *points to Slender*

Slender: *looks up from book* What did I do?

Jeff: Well Slender's stupid

Slender: *grabs Jeff with a tendril* Wanna say that again?

Jeff: I'm fine...

Slender: Good *drops Jeff* Now leave me alone *reads books*

Jeff: Fine... I'll do it but who am I getting married to?

Bri-Bri: You are getting married to swaggerneverends aka Chairity

Jeff:...Chairity...?

Me: Yes. Also BEN go upstairs.

BEN: Why?

Me: It's for a dare. Now go

BEN: -_- Better not be anything bad *goes upstairs*

Katiii: What was the dare?

Bri-Bri: That1MinecraftWriter wants to kiss BEN on the lips, for ten seconds

Everybody: *looks at Peridot*

Peridot: *on her phone and isn't listening to us*

Me: Ahem

Peridot: ...

Me: Ahem!!

Peridot: ...

Me: Look Mello is outside!!

Peridot: *breaks window and looks outside* Where?!?!?!?!

Me: He's upstairs

Peridot: *runs upstairs and screams*

~more screams and shouting~

Wheredothesepeoplecomefrom: Is someone dying?

Mostly Everybody: *screamssssssssssssssssnakelephantigerabbitIwonderhowspiderstastelikearetheygoodorbadbutihatespiderstheirjustlikereallysmalltitanstomeandtitansarereallybadhowdidtitancomealivearetheyascieneexperimetgonewrongormaybethiermutantsireallydontknowandidontknowwhyimsayingthisimsocofusedanddoyouknoknowkowharditistotpyethiswithfreakingautocorrectcorrectingeverythingitssoannoningandidontevenknowifyouarestillreadingthisifyouareorcanyouareawesomeandjustsoyouknowigoinganewfandomsoifyouarestillreadingthissayomgnowayinthecommentsthatwaypeoplewillthinkyourecrazybutyourenot*

¿¡Person falls down stairs and runs away¡¿

Me: I forgot what we were doing

Howdoyourandomlyfindamansioninthewoods: Hi?¿

Jeff: Are you...Chairity?

HernameisChairity: *runs to Jeff and hugs him* I do!

Jeff: *blush* W-What?

Chairity: I mean...yes. My name is Chairity.

Me: Ok...Well let's make a wedding...or something?

[I don't know a lot about weddings but I'm gonna try my best]

~At ze wedding~

Slender: *cough* So blah blah blah wedding stuff and you are married. NOW KISS!!