Ask and Dare the Creepypastas

Random Stuff

Me: SALVE!!!!! \(^-^)

Peridot: Vale

Me: ;-; *leaves the room*

Peridot: GET BACK OVER HERE

Me: ;-; *walks backs in*

Jeff: What was that?

Slender: Latin, you idiot

Jeff: WHY DOES EVERYONE CALL ME "IDIOT"

Jane: 'cause you are one, idiot

Jeff: -_-

Me: Well, Offender has a girlfriend now

Everybody: WHAT?! *looks at Offender*

Offender: Since when did I have a girlfriend?!

Me: Since now and she is-

?: ME!!!! *jumps in the mansion and breaks the roof*

Slender: Why does everybody break everything?

Jane: Because they do

Offender: Who is this person? *picks up ? with a tendril*

Katiii: KATIII!!! :3

Offender: Well I like you *takes Katiii to his room *

Katiii: :D

(THEY ARE NOT DOING THE "THING")

Jeff: At least he's gone

Me: For once I agree with you

Jeff: -_-

Me: :)

Jeff: -_-

Me: :)

Jeff: -_-

Me: :)

Peridot: CAN YOU STOP

Me: Okay....

Peridot: Good. Now I have a dare and it is that everyone has to do karaoke and also *drags Eyeless and Alondra to a room* have fun you two *slams and locks door*

BEN: What are we going to sing?

Me: I KNOW! WE SHOULD SI-

Peridot: *closes my mouth* Shut up. You guys are going to sing something called Welcome to the Show by Britt Nicole

Me: YAY :D

Everybody: *everybody sings terribly except Peridot, Me, and surprisingly BEN*

Me: Who knew an elf could have a good voice

Peridot and BEN: *punches me*

BEN: STOP CALLING ME ELF ALL THE TIME

Me: I'm sorry elf

Peridot: THAT'S IT *drags me somewhere*

Me: Where are you taking me?!

Peridot: *whispers something in my ear*

Me: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!! IT'S WORSE THAN JEFF!!!! NOOOOOOOO

Jane: Once again, she's dead

BEN: I hate her even more now

Me: I CAN HEAR YOU JEFF#2

BEN: -_-

Jeff: WHO CALLS BEN JEFF#2 ?!?!?!?

Me: THE TORTURE!! GOODNESS!!!

Slender: Let's hope she gets better

Jeff and BEN: HOW ABOUT NO

Slender: -_-

Alondra: *comes running out of a room* NEVER AGAIN

Eyeless: I'm sorry ):

Masky: What did you do E.J?

Eyeless: Tried to take her kidneys.....

Alondra: I MAY LIKE YOU BUT YOU CANNOT HAVE MY KIDNEYS

Masky: You tried to take your girlfriends kidneys?!

E.J: Yeah...

Masky: *facepalm*