Katiii: I have a question for everyone!!!
L.J: What is it?
Katiii: What are your least favorite ships!? Mine is Offender x Sally >.
Me: Wait, who even ships that?
Katiii: Evil people >_
Me: Okay. Well Jeff you go first.
Jeff: Well.....I guess it would be me x Slender and me x BEN
Me: I ship you and BEN ;)
Jeff: DON'T WINK AT ME
Me: ;)
Jeff: AHHHHHHH *runs upstairs*
Me: BEN you're next
BEN: Ummmm....... I'm going to say Slender x Offender
Me: PEOPLE SHIP THAT?!?!?!
Peridot: Rosie, you ship everything so shut up
Me: -_- What is yours Peridot
Peridot: Toby x Jane and Jeff x Jane
Me: Well that ship is official *sassy snap*
Peridot: -_-
Me: Slender?
Slender: Every single ship in the world
Me: *eye twitches*
Slender: Rosie. Stop
Me: YOU NEED TO SHIP AT LEAST ONE THING!!
Slender: Well I don't ship anything so shut up
Me: JÄVLA
Hoodie: What is that?
Me: *coughs* Gibberish
Slender: Thats not gibberish
Me: *points to Slender* YES IT IS
Jane: Whats is it then?
Slender: Rosie just cussed
Jeff: *runs downstairs* DID ROSIE JUST CUSS?!
Me: NO
Slender: Yes
Toby: What did she say?
Slender: She said f*ck in Swedish
Me: *eye twitches again*
Jeff: I AM SO SURPRISED
Me: JEFF YOU'RE A TIK
Slender: She said b**ch
Me: STOP CUSSING
Everybody except me: You started it!!!!!!!!
Me: I HATE EVERYBODY
Jeff: We hate you too *goes back upstairs*
Me: JUST ANSWER THE QUESTION
Jane: I hate every ship that has to do with me
Me: Even Jeff x Jane?
Jane: Yes
Peridot: JEFF!! JANE DUMPED YOU!!!
Jeff: *runs downstairs* WHAT?!
Jane: Please excuse me I have to borrow this idiot *grabs Jeff and drags him upstairs*
Me: Bye
Offender: I hate every ship that doesn't have me in it
Me: Why do you like raping people though?
Offender: Because I do. Now be quiet
Me: Meh. I like talking
\(^~^)/{After much boring stuff}\(^~^)/
Me: Anyway Timothy, you have a dare
Timothy: I do?!
Me: Yes. superbbgirl says you have you have to say "waffles are better than cheesecake"
Masky: *eye twitches*
Toby: O_o
Masky: *whispers* Waffles are better than cheesecake
Toby: YAY HE SAID IT!!!!!!
Masky: Shut up *walks upstairs*
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