Ask and Dare the Creepypastas

BEN IS GAY

Me: GGGGGUUUUUYYYYSSSSS!!!!!!!!!

Peridot: What do yo-

Bri-Bri: I'VE GOT A QUESTION AND A DARE!!!!

Slender: What is it?

Bri-Bri: TOBY GET YOUR BUTT DOWN HERE!!

Toby: *eating waffles upstairs* BUT I DON'T WANT TO

Slender: Toby come here!

Toby: FINE!! *Drags himself downstairs* What do you want?!

Bri-Bri: Are you and Rosie still dating?

Toby: You couldn't ask Rosie?!

Rosie: Leave me be

Toby: *groans*

Bri-Bri: Are you?

Toby: *in a low voice* Yes

Everybody: *g a s p*

Me: GASP!!!! You liar

Toby: What?

Me: You broke up with me

Toby: N-no I didn't

Jeff: OHHHHHHHHH!!! TOBY LOVES ROSIE!!!!

Rosie: Jeff shu-

Toby: *punches Jeff* YOU- {very much cussing that we have to censor this}

Everybody: 0_0

Me: *laughs*

Toby: *goes red* Uhhhhhhhh

Me: Toby maybe you should go bye-bye and take a nap

Jeff: I could put him to sleep if you want me to *raises knife*

Toby: Uhhhhhhhh *goes upstairs*

Me: Maybe you should go to sleep for once

Jeff: I HAVE FEELINGS TOO *cries and goes upstairs*

Me: HEY TAKETOBY WITH YOU!

Toby: Uhhhhhhhhh

Lucy: Rosie you're the one who broke him you put him back

Me: Gurl shut yo mouth

Slender: ROSIE SUCH LANGUAGE

Rosie: Slender you're supposed to be the smart and mature one, not the stupid one

E.J: Who am I?

Me: You're that one cannibal

E.J: Oh......

L.J: WHAT ABOUT ME?!

~Weird nosies~

Me: Slender? Does the mansion always do this?

Slender: No.

Me: Do you know who's making this sound?

Slender: Yes

Me: Who is it?

Slender: You're too young to-

Evie&Lucy: OFFENDER SHUT UP

Everybody: ...

Me: Wait does that mean...? *shivers*

~Nosies stop~Window breaks~

Offender: *comes down stairs...without clothes*

Everybody: *screams*

Slender: GO BACK UPSTAIRS AND PUT SOME CLOTHES ON!!

Offender: *goes upstairs*

Sally: What happened to uncle?

Slender: Nothing sweetie

Sally: OK

Me: I love how Sally's the only innocent one here

Slender: What about you?

Me: ...Don't be rude

Slender: Like you aren't

Offender: *comes back down....with clothes*

Me: Do you have a child?

Offender: I hope not *falls*

Sally: Is he OK?

Slender: I think

Evie: JEFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!! I HAVE A DARE FOR YOU!!!!

Jeff: *runs downstairs* A dare?

Evie: I dare you to put shampoo in your eye's

Jeff: UUUUHHHHGGGGGG!! Can I plese get a good dare for once?

Me: Eh. People want to see you get hurt.

Jeff: WELL I'M TIRED OF THIS S**T *jumps out window and runs*

Me: He got away! SLEEENNNDDDEERRRRR

Slender: He gonna die soon

Me: Uh yeah right!

Slender: Oh well just leave him

Me: Fine. BEEENNN I HAVE A QUESTION FOR YOU!!

BEN: What

Me: Are you gay?

Peridot: AHEM

BEN: Who said I was gay?!

Me: The internet

BEN: Well forget the internet

Me: Ummmmm......Ok....Wait don't you know about everything on the internet?

BEN: I-I-I.....No?

Me : I still believe that you are gay

BEN: I'm not even try this time

Me: Does that mean I'm right?!

BEN: No!

Me: *gets phone* You like Jeff?

Peridot: Rosie, HE'S NOT GAY!!

Me: Ok....Well I guess we go now...WE'LL SEE YOU NEXT TIME PEOPLE!!! AND PLEASE LEAVE QUESTIONS AND DARES!!!! PWEASE! BYE!

(Sorry 'bout mistakes)