Ask and Dare the Creepypastas

Going to School

Everybody: *is wearing uniforms and going to school.*

Me: Why did everybody have to come?

Peridot: Because I said so

Jeff: Where are the Slender Bros?

Peridot: Don't know. Don't care.

Jeff: Also why don't I look beautiful?

Me: It's Slender's magic so you look like how you were before you want crazy. Also Jeff you look more "beautiful" right now.

Everybody: O_o

Me: What?  It's true....

Alondra: *cough* Yeah right *cough*

Me: -_-

Jeff: IM SO FABULOUS

Me: No you're not. Pewds is.

Jeff: -_-

Me: :)

Jeff: -_-

Me: :)

Eyeless: Well I hate everything.

Alondra: Now you know how we feel.

Jeff: Wait, you have to do this everyday?

Me, Peridot, and Alondra: Yes

Jeff: I actually feel sorry for you...

Me, Peridot, and Alondra: -_-

Jane: Everybody shut up and lets go to class.

\(^-^)/{In class}\(^-^)/

Teacher: * being boring*

Me: *playing with my bracelets*

Jeff: *stabing a piece of paper with his pencil*

Jane: *playing with her pencil*

Masky and Hoodie: *having a staring contest....somehow*

Toby: *Twitching*

Alondra and Eyeless: *staring at each other*

Teacher: Jeff, what is 20×70?

Me: *raising my hand like crazy because I already know this*

Jeff: Ummm..... 1,000?

Teacher: WRONG *throws a pencil at Jeff*

Jeff: 0_0 *ducks*

Teacher: Do you know Rosie?

Me: YES!! IT'S 1,4000!!!!

Teacher: Good job

Me: :D

\(^-^)/{At Lunch}\(^-^)/

Everybody: *sitting at the same table or something like that*

Jeff: Rosie do you actually like math?!

Me: Yes. DON'T JUDGE ME!

Jeff: Okay. Calm down.

Me: You still look cute though

Jeff: Now you're being creepy

Me: Creepypasta. HA! I make bad puns

Everybody: Yeah. Terrible ones

Me: -_-

Jeff: Well I've had enough of school *runs and breaks a window*

Everybody except Me, Peridot, and Alondra: 0_0 WAIT FOR ME *also runs and breaks every window*

Me, Peridot, and Alondra: -_-