Ask and Dare the Creepypastas

Slender kills us

Me: WE HAVE A QUESTION TODAY!!!!! *still on a unicorn*

Eyeless: Stop yelling all the time.

Me: *ignores Eyeless* The question is what if Slender killed us?

Toby and Splendor: *hugging Slender* PLEASE DON'T KILL US!!!!

Slender: I will kill you if you don't get off of me.

Toby and Splendor: Okay *lets go*

Slender: Wait does that mean I need to kill you?!

Me: N000OO00000!!!!!!

Slender: I actually got excited for a moment.

Me: -_- C'mon people the question.

Pinkamena: I would just make cupcakes

Lucy: Of course you would

Jeff: I would...um... I have no idea what I would do

Jane: Same here

Me: YOU GUYS ACTUALLY AGREED ON SOMETHING!!!! THAT IS THE FIRST STEP OF LOVE!!!!!!!

Jeff and Jane: *start to blush*

L.J: Oh, they're  blushing

Me: What *looks at Jeff and Jane* 0_0

Alondra: Awww

Jeff: *throws a knife,a frying pan, and a potato at Alondra* SHUT UP

Alondra: 0_0 *gets hit by a potato* *passes out*

Me: Wait, I'm confused. Does that mean that they like each other?!

Slender: I guess.  HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW?!?!

Jeff: *hugs Jane* Well they found out

Jane: *sighs* Yes we are dating

Me: I KNEW IT! YOU GUYS LOVED EACH OTHER!!!!!!!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!! GOD HAS ANSWERED MY PRAYERS!!!!!!

Peridot: Well, I hate everything now.

Me: I PROVED YOU WRONG NOW I GET TO TORTURE YOU >:)

Peridot: Please help me

BEN: With pleasure *grabs Peridot and goes into a computer*

Me: NO FAIR

Slender: Oh well. What about the question?

Me: I don't care about anything anymore

Slender: Oh okay then *stabs everyone with a knife and tendril*

Everybody: 0_0 *is a ghost*

Me: WHY?!

Slender: I've waited so long to do that

Everybody: *crying,yelling at Slender, or trying to kill him with a invisible weapon*

Pinkamena: JUST HAVE A CUPCAKE *throwing cupcakes at Slender*

Slender: EVERYBODY SHUT UP I CAN BRING YOU BACK TO LIFE!!!!!

Everybody: Oh. Okay

Slender: Good

Me: Well, bye everybody and don't forget to buy a unicorn