(This chapter doesn't follow the current plot- like just pretend Ad*m never existed and the two were never injured)
3rd Pov
"What's a good gift for a man who already has everything?"
Joe eyed Yutsuki in confusion, wondering what she meant. The two of them leisurely sat inside a rather bustling cafe for breakfast, after realizing that their friend's birthday is just around the corner.
"You talking about me or Kaoru?" The male asked, taking a sip of his not-so bitter coffee.
"Uh- Kaoru, obviously."
"He doesn't have a lover." He answered confidently, bragging about one of the only things he's better than the said male.
"He has Carla."
"...Carla?"
Yutsuki hummed in response, scooping a part of her cake. "Then, let's give him a wife."
"Carla."
"..A child?"
"Carla."
Joe slapped his palm to his forehead, scrunching his face in frustration at the unmistakable fact.
"Kojiro, that pink panther looking bitch will literally choose Carla over us anytime."
"Pink panther..."
A brainstorming session commenced between the two, squeezing every information they have on Cherry out of their minds to choose a gift.
"What did we even give him last year??" Yutsuki questioned, clutching her head.
"A bull frog."
Silence fell upon the two, neither knowing what to comment about Joe's answer. "You mean that frog that looks like you that died cause Kaoru left the door open and it got ran over?"
"....let's not talk about that- what did you get for him then?"
The female let out a confident laugh, belittling the man in front of her through her narrowed eyes. "My presence, what else?"
Joe looked at her with regretful eyes, wondering why in the world was he friends with someone who's such an idiot. "We're both so useless.."
"Don't lump me with the likes of you."
They scanned the cafe, the customers and even the furniture for any gift ideas to possibly click on their minds.
"Hm?" A woman caught Yutsuki's eye, more like the tumbler the woman was holding. "What about something personalized?"
"What would we personalize though?" Joe asked, looking at the same tumbler.
"A yukata?"
"He would never wear that then."
"Cause it's so precious he wouldn't dare dirty it?"
"No, cause it'll be so tacky if we designed it."
"Ah true." The two of slumped in their chairs, looking for other possibilities that would let them regain their reputation as Kaoru's world's greatest best friends.
"What's he good at again?" Yutsuki asked, taking out her phone and scrolling through it multiple times.
"Cal-"
"Ah I know- being a bitch right?"
Joe let out a laugh, he couldn't agree more as to what she said. "Calligraphy, Yutsuki, calligraphy."
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