Laura sat in her math class playing with her led pencil as they were supposed to be completing a test. She sighed, how was she gonna know what 0 x 0 equals!?🧐
She sat up putting the pencil down and beginning to tap her foot on the floor in attempt to start a melody. John was her desk mate and noticed the pattern and began to join in knocking the surface of the desk in sync.Laura grinned going faster and soon they started humming to the tune, beat boxing and everything😝
The students turned to look at them while the teacher was absent and the substitute was busy on their phone.The sub glanced their way and they immediately stopped, pretending to be working.
~~~\\\\Social S. Class////~~~
She sat next to Marcus who was busy taking notes and thought 'who actually takes notes? They're SO boring and who even studies?' She groaned placing her head on the table falling asleep.
She woke up to some banging on her desk. "Wake up! We have to go to next period!" Marcus wispered shaking her shoulders.She sleepily got up getting her books and heading out to her next class, ELA.
She walked into the classroom sitting in her seat and staring at the white board with the parts of speech labled in red marker. The teacher greeted them."SHUT UP, LISA!! AIN'T NOBODY LIKES YOUR CLASS ANYWAY"
The whole class went dead silent before turning to look at Laura who had aggresively rubbed her eyes putting her feet up on the desk, leaning back in the chair while glaring at everyone.
Tiny wispers began to fill the room."She just called Ms. Williams by her first name..." "what do you think is gonna happen next?" "Wait, that's the teachers first name!?" "Lisa... Ms. Williams...?"
Laura looked at Ms. Williams waiting for a response."Excuse you-" "LISA" "My name is Ms. Williams-" "LiSa!" "..." "liSA-" "GET OUT OF MY CLASSROOM!"
Laura got up taking her stuff with her and walking right out of the doorway, standing in the hall.~\\PARENT TEACHER CONFERENCE//~
"So uh...you must be Mrs. Smith?" "Correct!" "Um...your child is very...I... don't know how to phrase this correctly" "what? Is she doing good!?" "The complete opposite actually. She throws books at her classmates, purposely drops milk cartoons on the cafeteria floor without shame, steals the teachers stuff, eats in her class periods and skips, ...calls the teachers by their first names and doesn't wear the uniform or follow the dress code most of the time."Ray blinked. "You must have gotton me mistaken with another family with the surname of 'Smith'. My daughter is Laura Smith and is a straight A student."
"In what world?" The teacher mumbled "I'm talking about your daughter ma'am... she has been lying to you. She is not a good student at all and has to stay back or go to summer school. Did she tell you she got suspended for pushing somebody down the stairs?"
"...what??" "She pushed one of her classmates down the stairs about 5 months ago...she didn't tell you?" "This is the first time I'm hearing that..." "please, teach her some respect" "alright. I will disipline her when I get home...I can't believe this. Anyway, thank you""Mhm...no, thank you for coming"
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Laura was at home packing a bag for escape. 'Alright, I got 8 shirts so I need 100 pairs of pants...yeah, I remember learning that in math class. Felt like yesterday... I need to hurry up packing so I can remember today as yesterday tomorrow'
Laura shoved a bunch of jeans in her bag while Ocean just stared at her through a crack in the door.Bonus flashback 5 months ago:
'It's a good thing dad fell for the bribe of me exposing him when he used to cheat on my mom so at least she don't know I pushed someone down the stairs'

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Laura's Misfortunes
HumorHi:) Congrats! You have stumbled across a book of oneshots consisting of Laura and her misfortune which causes the misfortune of everyone else. If you haven't checked out the "iNsPiRaTiOn" of this book then it is called- "On The Way To The Kitchen"...