~~~\\\\Saturday Night: 9:00pm////~~~
Laura and her 4 friends had made an agreement to get tickets to the movies and watch "Avengers: Endgame" on Saturday night. This is the story of Laura, Marcus, John, Crystal, and Trey at the movies!
"Laura, what're you wearing?" "What's wrong with wearing a t-shirt and some sweat pants" "we're going to the movies not gym class" "but, look at what YOU'RE wearing! Who wears a Nike shirt, with Puma pants, an Adidas hoodie, and some Air Jordans? How you gonna talk about me when-" "guys! You're attracting stares like you usually do" Marcus scolded Laura and John as they entered the building. "Alright, everyone give me your money so I can go purchase the tickets" Trey outreached his hand. They all gave him either blank or confused stares.
"Our money? I thought you said you we're buying them?" "I did-I meant I would go in the line! You guys had to give me your money to buy the- AUGHH!!" They all looked back and forth at each other. "Trey, we ain't bring no money" "okay, okay...*takes a few deep breathes* *counts to ten* Do you guys at least have money for snacks?"
"I got 100 dollars" "John...is there a decimal in between?" "...ohhh...yea" "*sigh* Marcus, tell me you have something?" "$15" "great! You have enough for a ticket!" Marcus handed Trey the money.
"Laura?" "Ocean gave me 20" "good! CRYSTAL?" "5 dollars, no decimal" "okay...I had some spare money for snacks but I can buy John and Crystal tickets instead...Wait! I THOUGHT YOU GUYS SAID YOU HAD NO MONEY! YOU EACH AT LEAST HAD 1 DOLLAR" "..."
"Psst! John!" "Wha?" "We are not about to watch this movie without snacks so...I'm about to get some free ones" "what'cha mean 'free'?" "*evil smirk* oh, I think you know~"
"Alright, here are the ticket- where is Laura?" "She talking about some 'free food'" Trey blinked before shaking his head. "No! I KNOW SHE DIDN'T JUST GO AND STEAL SOME SNACK" "Guys! Look! I got nachos, popcorn, candy, and coke!" "Laura! Did you just steal those?!" "Shhh! Nobody gotta know! Stop exposing us" "yeah, Trey" "shame on you" "exposing everybody" "*clicks tongue* mmmhmmmmmm"
They went to the theater and looked for spaces to sit. "MOVE!" "IN OUR WAY" "STAND UP FOR A SEC" they shoved past everyone....
~~~\\\\Minutes Later////~~~
"*opening wrapper mad loud* Y'all know this is my favorite movie! I watched this 2 months ago! In the end, guess who dies--" Laura started screaming as the movie finally started.
"Man, I CAN'T SEE!" Laura stood up. "Oh shoot...I'm real sorry ma'am...I didn't mean to spill my soda on you..." "Oh! OH! THIS IS MY FAVORITE PART! THIS IS WHEN"
Laura was chomping on the popcorn and spit the kernels out to the side unbeknowist of it landing in somebody else's tub. "Crunch! Crunch! Dang, this taste good! Mhm! Delicious!" "Gotta pee" she stood up again shoving people backwards to get by before tripping over somebody's foot.
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"Man! Guys, that was a GREAT movie!" "I know right" "Laura, you really got everyone all excited and hyped up for the movie because they really went out of their way to throw food and drinks at us!" "I know right?!"
"AhahahahaHaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! MWAHAHAHAHA! TEHEHEHA"
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Laura's Misfortunes
فكاهةHi:) Congrats! You have stumbled across a book of oneshots consisting of Laura and her misfortune which causes the misfortune of everyone else. If you haven't checked out the "iNsPiRaTiOn" of this book then it is called- "On The Way To The Kitchen"...
