Game over

Cruel deals

"Where's the rest of our group?" Axel asked.

He could only see Marisa, Chandler, Dean, Sam, Carol, Lindsay, Emilio, Claudia, Natasha, Father Rudy, Jesse, Romero, Lucio, Charlie, Melinda, and Nathanael with his father's ashes.

"We can take care of ourself, asshole." Chandler told the man.

"I don't give a fuck. You're mine now."

"We're leaving, we're better off with ET than you." Axel said. He missed Daryl already.

Dean grumbled, "humans are crazy."

"Is this terminus all over again?" Carol asked.

"Or that one time I got kidnapped by cannibals and Dean got beat up by a 13- year old girl?" Sam asked and Dean punched him at the nose.

Sam wiped the blood off his nose and chuckled.

The two hugged and laughed.

Everyone else watched in either awe, disgust or just plain shock.

"What the fuck just happened?" Romero asked. "but, this isn't so bad. I mean, it's not like we're being eaten, abducted or whatever the hell Optimus Prime wants with us."

"What do you want with us?" Chandler hissed at the man.

"Your women, your supplies and we need bait. AKA, you."

"Well, he's not straight to the point." Jesse said sarcastically. He then thought, how would Mr. White get out of this?

"Let's make a deal." Jesse said, "half our group is out there with half out supplies. Right? Well, give us a chance, let us go on our way and you take half our group."

The man grunted.

"Or," Axel added, "we kill you right now. Right here."

"Azi.." Natasha started but Axel shushed her politely.

"What's your name, boy?"

"Azazel. Please, if you're familiar, you'll know why they call me that. I'm an evil spirit of the wilderness. You are my scapegoat."

"Am I supposed to be scared?"

Dean then added, "we're, ah, demon hunters."

Sam nodded, "Azazel doesn't lie."

"We even have a priest to curse you." Carol said.

Father Rudy stepped forward and started mumbling things in Latin, his eyes fluttering white as he held the bible.

"Shit." The man said.

"Now, I have a better deal in mind," Lucio said. "Take the people, we want your best weapons."

Dean casually threw salt at the man.

Sam tried hard not to laugh.

Dean's dead serious expression made Sam's face turn red.

The man nodded, with wide eyes, "yea.. uhm.. sure."

Chandler could hear Anne scream and he wanted to cry or help her or jump off the bridge.

Marisa held his hand and smiled weakly, "everything will be alright, Chandler."

Chandler nodded and kissed her cheek, causing Marisa to blush a bit.

They grabbed supplies and went on their way.

Once they knew the man couldn't hear them, they all laughed.

Even Chandler, who had to get over his sister.

Dean smiled and extended his hand to Father Rudy, "good job, Father."

Father Rudy looked at Dean's hand with disgust.

Jesse laughed, "he knows what you do in the bathroom with your lotion."

Dean's smile quickly faded.

Father smiled and said, "I shake your hand and thank you.. mentally."

Dean cursed, "bastards."

They continued walking.

"HEY!!" Lucio yelled from behind.

Dean looked around, Lucio was caught in a net.

Because Chandler is a fanboy, he said quickly, "it's a trap!" (star wars reference.. if you didn't know)

Axel shot a look of disappointment to Chandler.

They ran, leaving Lucio behind and watching for other traps.

Sam realised this was déjà vu, "they're hunting us."

"Dude, you're traumatised." Dean said.

Axel turned his head, "maybe. But, San Francisco is overran by.." he snuffled, "zombies."