.........Holy.....Mother.....of.....BACON. for all you vegans out there.....LETTUCE. HOLY FLACK HOLY FIRE-TRUCKING POTATOES.
Alright , let me take this moment an explain why I am flipping out.
*le flash back*
So there I was, le me, running out of the car with my suitcases because I had just gotten home from Florida. Throwing my suitcase on my bed, I flipped open my laptop and logged onto WattPad, just checking things out. When low and behold, "my solemn pact" had over 3,000 READS. LIKE HOLY FREAK. HOLY SHIT. SORRY MOTHER. BUT HOOOOLLLLLYYY SHIT. AND THEN 8 VOTES?!?!? WOOOOHOOO!
*le faints*
Now: just kiddin, I really didn't faint but I did feel like it. Haha I just wanted to say a thank you to everyone that has given this book a chance and that I love you All. Each. Imdividil.(I dont even know what that is...I just kind of spazzed) One. Of. You. Yup. It's true. Thank you for supporting this book!
Now I know I just wasted you time...so here are a few random facts.
-There was once a fish caught in Delaware Bay with a watch still ticking inside.
-In Alabama, it is illegal to sell peanuts in Lee County after sundown on Wednesday.
-There were 43,687 toilet related accidents in the United States in 1996.
- 'Jedi' is an official religion, with over 70,000 followers. NOT BEING LIKE I DONT KNOW THE WORD FOR IT RIGHT NOW *BRAIN FART* I am not making fun of the religon, personally, Jedi as a name.....would be firetrucking awesome. But I am a Christian, but not disrespecting anyone who 'does' that religon!
- Penguins can convert salt water into fresh water. WERE SAVED!
-Kangaroos hop because they cannot move their legs seperatly.
-Once you dislike someone, everything they do irratates you.
-"You really love him/her dont you" Its a pychological question. No name was mentioned, but someone still came to your mind. (Mine was Austin Mahone... o.0)
-"Mephobia" is the fear of becoming so awesome that the human race cannot handle it and everyone dies.
-The average amount of time a woman can keep a secret is 47 hours and 15 minutes
-Penis enlargement surgeries are free in Cuba (i am a girl....but I found this hilarious...I showed my brother and he was like "AWWWWWW YEEEAH." (he was kidding :P)
-There's a lane in Norfolk, UK called Sluts Hole Lane. (Thats where I am going if I visit UK. Just to see it)
-Calling 1(781) 452-4077 will actually put you through to the Hogwarts Hotline, where you can learn more information about the school.
-Hogwarts has never been proved to not exist.
-When you rearrange the letters in "The Titanic disaster"..you get: "Death, it starts in ice".
-The prettiest smiles hide the deepest secrets. The prettiest eyes have cried the most tears. And the kindest hearts have felt the most pain
-Apologizing does not always mean you are wrong. It just means that you value your relationships more than your ego.
-A kick in the nuts is above 9000 del (units) of pain which is similar to giving birth to 160 kids and breaking up to 3200 bones at a time. (I have now apologized to my brother....many times.)
-When a male honey bee climaxes during sex, his testicles explode and he dies.(ouch)
-People who are lying to you, Look UP or LEFT (Their left).
-Turtles can breathe through their butts.
Alright. Im going to end on that note.
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My Solemn Pact (Austin Mahone Story)
Hayran KurguHoly fuck I wrote this in like seventh grade and I'm so ashamed of it now lmao I am keeping it up for the sole purpose of something to look back at and laugh my ass off how did people even read this shit it is so badly written and filled with gramma...
