~Cafeteria~
It is a normal day at Seton Academy. I am by myself ready to eat my lunch.
Hitomi: Itadakimasu.
I start off by eating a octodog. I am in the middle of enjoying my food when I see Yena sit in front of me. She lays down her plate of bones and she eats it in a peculiar way. After finishing the first bone, she looks at me questioningly.
Hitomi: What is it?
Yena: How was that?
Hitomi: Eh? By "how" you mean....
Yena: W-Was it like how you do it?
Hitomi: Erm......
Yena: Argh!!!! Damn it!!!! I'm doin' the exact same thing, so what's different?!!!
Hitomi: Well, it was cute in Yena-chan's own way you know. Besides that, maybe it would be better to get everyone's advice after all
Yena: No way!!!! As I could do something so pathetic!!!!
Hitomi: Still though, just why do you want to imitate me in the first place?
Yena: Yer the person who's closest ta the image of the ideal female I have in my mind. I wanna become a female like ya who just oozes out that female scent!!!!
I feel weirded out by Yena's statement.
Hitomi: Y-You're complimenting me, right? But if it's just me, it won't be very objective. How about we ask everyone else too?
Yena: Guh. Fine, if you think they can help me.
Hitomi: I'm sure they will.
We continue some small talk with Yena asking what's it like to be feminine. The bell rang and we head to out own classes.
~Afternoon~
Hitomi: We'd like to get everyone else's advice as well.
I explain the situation to my friends.
Meimei: Ah, you're that person I saw a while ago!!!!
Yukari: The girls uniform look really good on you Yena-chan.
Yena: Really? It feels weird only having a skirt instead of pants.
Jin: So wait, how come you were with Hino-san?
Hitomi: We've been eating lunch together for a while now.
Yena: You got a problem with that?
Jin: Not really. So why have you been hanging out with Hino-san?
Yena: Ever since I learnt I wasn't a male. I'd decided to live as a female, which is fine an' all, but I'm not sure how ta go about it. Then while lookin' fer a female model ta model, I saw Hitomi an' decided right away ta go with her.
Meimei: Eeeeeeh!!!!! She has a penis!!!!
Meimei suddenly goes towards Yena and pulls towards her skirt. She starts looking at her .... attached thing.....
Meimei: It's true!!!!
Every girls starts surrounding Yena, taking peeks at her sausage...... I couldn't help but take a peek as well. It is long and weird looking.
(AN: An intermission here. Yes I searched up female hyena's penises and apparently, they can retract it inside to make babies. Animals are fucking weird.)
Yena: It ain't somethin' ta just show ta everyone!!!!
Jin: Actually, why are you even here shitty panda?
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Learning From The Animal Hater
FanfictionAfter getting Terano-sensei to deal with the bears, Hitomi realizes that she must be careful about animals. She goes to Jin and ask him to teach her about animals. (Characters and art is not mine)