This is my ex

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Virgil and Roman were walking around the park, when a two girls walked up. "Hey,~" One of the girl flirted. "I'm Samantha and this is Tabitha." She introduced.

"Cool, I'm Virgil, and this is my ex-boyfriend, Roman." Virgil said. The girls perked up.

"You have to stop introducing me like that. I'm his husband." Roman told them. The girl gasped before running away.

"You gotta stop doing that, baby."

"Meh, it's fun to get their hopes up then crush them."

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