Prinxiety one-shots

Innocent

Innocent Virgil, Protective Patton

Patton and was leading his new found friend to meet his other friends. But his new friend was extremely innocent. He didn't understand much of anything.

Patton had warned them all of they said anything sexual, dirty, or anything like that he will fight them.

Virgil was now his son and he wanted to keep Virgil's innocent.

When they arrived at Patton's friends' Roman and Remus' house, Patton sat Virgil down the couch and glared at Remus, warning him to to say anything.

As the day went on, Roman and Virgil talked a lot.

Roman laughed at something Virgil said, Virgil not knowing what something was. "Oh, you're so innocent, it's adorable." Roman said as he laughed.

Virgil blushed, "I'm not adorable! Tell me what it means!" Virgil demanded.

Roman shook his head. "Sorry, V, no can do. Patt will kill me." Roman told him.

Virgil pouted and went over to Patton. He dragged Patton over to Roman. "Patt, make him tell me." Virgil whined.

"Tell you what, kiddo?" Patton asked, clearly confused.

"You would hurt me if I told him." Roman interrupted.

"Oh, sorry, kiddo, I can't make him. Talk about something else." Patton ruffled Virgil's hair and walked away.

Virgil pouted, "Fine." He grumbled.

Roman laughed and hugged him. "Never change, V, never change."