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"In my defense your honor I had really good music on and it made me want to do something evil."
"As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be an asshole."
"I'm trembling with fear~"
"You can't spell advertisements without semen between tits."
"I'm going to eat my wedding vows so no one knows how vulnerable I am."
"I don't want to say I'm completely losing my mind, but I'm not feeling very Cash Money right now."
"What did you just call me? Cunt? Like that philosopher?"
"I think I just realized why kids believe that ghosts moan..."
"Sometimes I believe Thanos wasn't wrong."
"Remember, Bucky went through worse than Wanda and he went to therapy. She kidnapped a whole town."
"I'm trying to remember what I was told to do five minutes ago!"
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Kevin of @HEROTlME's Earth
Fanfiction" No I have not seen Derrick lately. Why do you ask? "
