THIS WOULD BE SO FUNNY (Quote Starter 16)

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"You can cut the sexual tension in this room with a knife!"

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"You can cut the sexual tension in this room with a knife!"

"A guy at work gave me sex for dummies as a joke, who's the dummy now?"

"What do you even want from me?!"

"Years ago, when I was backpacking through Eastern Europe..."

"Want to explain why the kids want to go see 'Aunt Charmcaster?'"

"You're not supposed to know about that!"

"I'm not bitching, you're bitching!"

"This is payback isn't it?"

"No! Don't go!"

"Why are half of my clothes missing?!"

"I am not getting my hair cut!"

"I am not getting my hair cut!"

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