"I wasted 10 minutes on a piston that did nothing!"
"I can't do this shit anymore."
"Normalize shutting the fuck up."
"Tell your friends it was nice to meet them, but I hope I never see them again."
"Tell 'em I ain't layin' low."
"Remove your clothes. We need to talk."
"You really have a fetish for butts don't you?"
"Hey what's with this?" *points to jar labeled 'douchebag jar'*
"No no you got it wrong! That's like taking a woman to your bedroom, and then buying her dinner!"
"I don't see what's wrong with it."
"C'mon you've been a sad mess for over a week!"
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Kevin of @HEROTlME's Earth
Fanfiction" No I have not seen Derrick lately. Why do you ask? "