STOP BEING A F**KING IDIOT BEN!(Headcanons 25)

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🔧 Kevin once left Gwen's house, through the window, naked and with a cookie in his mouth when Ben caught him

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🔧 Kevin once left Gwen's house, through the window, naked and with a cookie in his mouth when Ben caught him. And neither of them said anything.

🔧 Kevin once showed up to Gwen's house for date night with nothing but a pack of caprisun and some canned chili.

🔧 One time Kevin woke up after being knocked out in battle to find his ears un-pierced by Anodite Ben for no real reason.

🔧 Kevin and Gwen went to get them re-pierced. Kevin actually whimpered through the process.

🔧 Kevin once had to buy the entire trading card set for the rebooted Sumo Slammer series since Ben didn't 'want people to know [he] spend[s] money on that crap."

🔧 When Kevin came back to earth, he and Julie, who was broken up with Ben by that point, hung out a lot so their alien pets could have playdates together.

🔧 Kevin once got talked into wearing one pair of Julie's earrings just 'for fun' because Ben didn't have his ears pierced and she and Gwen already did all the matches possible.

🔧 Despite being a 'top tier wizard,' Ben still gets picked on by Kevin from time to time. Kevin says it's to get Ben to toughen up, but everyone knows it's just because Kevin's an ass.

🔧 Kevin, despite being the stone cold jackass that he is, fell victim to Aeris/Aerith's story in Final Fantasy 7 much like everyone else. Finding it very sad considering how nice her character is to everyone in game.

 Finding it very sad considering how nice her character is to everyone in game

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