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"It's no fun making fun of you if you're going to enjoy it."
"Yeah, I don't think so."
"It's either that or primal scream therapy."
"You're lame!"
"I am in the moment! It's a terrible moment!"
"I'm sick of Ben being a dickwad in every universe I stumble into."
"Gwen has a lot of qualities I find horrifying. But the worst one by far is how thoughtful she can be."
"I'm not good around kids. I once stepped on one."
"I know that I'm a handful, but that's why you got two hands."
"Way over there...is where you go with that bullshit."
"Okay, I'm gonna need more coffee before the poking and pinching begins."
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Kevin of @HEROTlME's Earth
Fanfiction" No I have not seen Derrick lately. Why do you ask? "
