IF I LOOK THE PART, I MIGHT AS WELL ACT THE PART (Quote Starter)

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"Earth tech is so primitive, I'm embarrassed to tell my friends that I'm from here

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"Earth tech is so primitive, I'm embarrassed to tell my friends that I'm from here."

"My car!"

"I swear I left him right here!"

"I said I was sorry!"

"I've been itching to hit something!"

"That's not how my powers work."

"Did I stutter?"

"Face it, no matter what I look like, I'm a freak."

"Could you shut up about Sumo Slammers for one minute!"

"Can everyone please stop bringing up the Plumbers!"

"Think with your brains, not your fists. That's my job."

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