It was getting closer and closer to our break and Kuroo hadn't mentioned camping since the theme park so I assumed he'd abandoned the idea. Much to mine and Kenma's dismay though, he texted on the groupchat 2 days before the break.
Rooster to "gay hang out sessions😏"
Rooster
Hello gays😏😏
I mean guys
Autocorrect am I right
Kitten
Shit
Also we all know that's what you meant to type😒😒😒
Rooster
Im not wrong though am I ☺️<3
Kitten
...ik but still
Kaashi
Oya? What's going on and why am I still on this gc
Rooster
Oya Oya?
Bokubro
Oya oya oya?
Kitten
I hate you all
Kaashi
^
Rooster
Pretty sure he was saying that to you too Akaashi
Akaashi
Kenma you would never-
Kitten
Try me
Rooster
Anyway *claps hands* drumroll please...
Bokubro
🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁
Rooster
You guys
Don't leave all the work to Bokuto
Anyway
🥁🥁🥁
My uncle said yes to using the cabin in case of emergency when we go camping
Kitten
Fuck
Kaashi
Shit
Bokubro
Bitch
Rooster
?
Bokuto you too?
Bokubro
I thought we were just saying all the profanities we know?
Kitten
Akaashi what do you see in him
Kaashi
...
I have no idea what you mean
Rooster
ANYWAY
PACK YOUR BAGS
WE LEAVE ON SATURDAY AND ARE CAMPING THERE FOR THREE, YES T H R E E DAYS SO PACK FOOD CLOTHES AND OTHER STUFF GAY BITCHES AND DONT INTERRUPT ME AGAIN
Kitten
Chill Kuroo... they didn't interrupt you
Rooster
Sorry <3 they just weren't letting me say what I wanted to say
Kitten
Right right
Kaashi
Is there any way to get out of this
Kitten
^
Rooster
I'm getting de ja vu
Bokubro
Oh is that like that thing where you feel like really dizzy
Kaashi
That's vertigo
Bokubro
Oh
They're both french I was so close
Kitten
...who's gonna tell him
Bokubro
Tell me what
Rooster
Your stupid Bokuto
Kaashi
You're***
Rooster
😒😒...
Bokubro
I'm not!!
Kitten
...
Kaashi
...
Rooster
...
Rooster changed Bokuto's name to "Boku de stupidite"
Boku de stupidité
What does that mean
Rooster
You're very keen on french you should know
Boku de stupidité
...
Imma go search it up
Kaashi
That's not how you spell it
It's beaucoup
Rooster
Yes but it's a PUN
Ushijima has joined the chat
Ushijima
Puns are the lowest form of comedy
Ushijima had left the chat
Kitten
...what the hell how did he...
I hate it here
Kaashi
Same
Boku de stupidité
It's not coming up
Rooster
😐😐😐
It means a lot of stupidity
N e ways
Pack your bags be ready I'll pick you up okay bye
Boku de stupidité
Oya I'm not stupid!
Am I Akaashi
Kaashi
I'm leaving bye
Kitten
Pfft...
Boku de stupidité
😒🥺
Kaashi
Ofc you're not🥺🥺
Boku de stupidite
Okay🥺
Kitten
Akaashi dude you're so whipped
Kaashi
... bye Kenma 😚🔪
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Idk this chapter is a mess anyway I kinda wanna start a texting fanfic cos they're so fun to read
would y'all be interested if I did write one😭
YOU ARE READING
Why are you talking to me... (BokuAka)
FanfictionAkaashi transfers to Fukurodani from Nekoma since, despite Kenma and Kuroo's best efforts to help him, he was relentlessly bullied ever since he came out. Akaashi catches a certain horned owl's eyes who follows him around and tries to be his best f...
