Bad Poetry You probably never want to read

Just a bit off

I feel a bit off

Just not quite right

My throat's a bit sore

And chest's a bit tight

My skins feels funny

But not really bad

Not enough to miss work

So I'm feeling quite sad

I've got a stuffy nose

My head has an ache

I've got work to do

But I can't concentrate

My ears have a ring

My eyes are all sore

This little cold

Is becoming a bore

I feel quite drowsy

I worry to drive

But I know I'm alright

And I will survive

I'm not holding my breath

I'm trying not to cough

Don't ask me to talk

As my voice sounds all gruff

My nose is now sore

From all of the blowing

My body can't decide

If it's coming or going

I've taken some aspirin

Drank warm milk and honey

My headache is going

But my nose is still runny

I know it's not an excuse

To shirk the house chores

But whenever I move

I feel like I've been in the wars

I'm not going to die

I just a fell a bit rough

You just need some sympathy

When your just a bit off