Bad Poetry You probably never want to read

Why Can't I Lose Weight?

I make sure I keep fit

Run every other day

I do lots of other sports

Move in every way

So why can't I get a break?

Then again, maybe it's all that cake

I weigh myself each day

Hoping it'll just go down

But instead of a great smile

I only see a frown

Is it 'cause I'm getting older?

Then again, maybe it's all that soda

I try to have a healthy diet

Counting my calories

I eat all my fruit and veg

This should really be a breeze

You know, I follow all the tips

Then again, maybe it's all those crisps

I want to see my feet

Not this big bulbous tummy

I don't want it all to jiggle

So it doesn't look so funny

Is that really such a bad dream?

Then again, maybe it's all that ice cream

They say the camera adds ten pounds

To me it adds nearer fifty

Even though I do things right

And try to eat quite thrifty

It could be that I'm just not lucky

Then again, maybe it's all that choccy

Who am I kidding?

I know it's down to me

The sugary food that I eat

So what shall I have for tea?

I think a nice juicy steak, or burger and chips

I think I'll save my tummy and add it to my hips