Bad Poetry You probably never want to read

Can I have some videos with these adverts?

It's the latest vid, a brand new upload

This one will go viral, it's gonna explode

I've wait weeks to see this new content

But from my lips comes a loud lament

Your video will play after the advert

So sit back and listen to the latest expert

Or buy this toy or get this game

Just one more ad before you go insane

Wait 20 seconds before you can skip

And whilst your waiting book this trip

Or get a loan approved by a bank

With this shampoo your hair won't be lank

Now the video is about to begin

Oh wait, there's another advert to fit in

Look at the odds for the latest bet

Consolidate your loans and get out of debt

Why not renew your car insurance?

This comparison site will give reassurance

It's all taking far too long

More than one advert is surely wrong

The video is only about two mins

No, I don't want ten free spins

Or to buy your spell checking software

Or to own the latest trendy footwear

I just want to watch some funny stuff

Not join a gym and get real tough

I don't care how that shower gel makes you feel

I just want to watch something that is real

To laugh at a cat falling off a window sill

But by the time its on I'll be over the hill

I've sat here for hours waiting now

How many adverts can they allow?

Oh that's it, I can't sit here any more

All these adverts really are a bore

I think I'll go make a cup of tea

And dream one day that I'll be free