Bad Poetry You probably never want to read

What if you cross...?

If you cross a dog with a cat do you get a dot?

If you cross a donkey with a zebra do you get a Debra?

If you cross a spider with a baboon do you get a spoon?

If you cross a camel with a parrot do you get a carrot?

If you cross an anteater and a badger do you get some anger?

If you cross a panda with ants do you get some pants?

If you cross a bear with a cobra do you get a bra?

If you cross a falcon with a sea squirt do you get a fart?

If you cross a beetle with a possum do you get a bum?

If you cross a blue footed booby with a...

Actually someone's already done that one for me

Anyway, if not, they need to fire people who name stuff!

Also, sorry I had to stop before it all got a bit too rude

I was looking for animals that combine to make poo next!

If you're wondering, it's a python and a kangaroo